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munkysaurus (profile) wrote,
on 7-10-2003 at 11:06pm
Subject: The little green condom...
Dear Mr. J.,

My special objective list to rule the world:
1. Get dreads
2. Well, number two was a joke with a friend about scoring with her...so, there is no two.
3. Acquiring one of those little statues that says "I love you this much". Those things are so "hot".
4. Four is a liar and says he's five so... (The bastard wears old school roller skates.)
5. Make a movie
6. Write a book
7. Find a hat that suits my head
a:/ end list

If I was a character in a sitcom, my gimmicky catch phrase would be "fucking kids". And I quote "I hate fucking kids". Especially ones that share a quarter of my gene soup. The fun part is the shitty realizations that you find in yourself from being around children all day.
I still haven't found a job, but I have my liscense. Um, job wise, I have a couple inhibitions that put me way low on the totem. Plus, I don't think people like earrings and a semi-natural. Here's a list of places I've gone:
- 2 Subways
- Burger king
- Ace hardware
- 2 Papa Johns
- Big boy's
- Pizza hut
- Dollar World
- Dollar General
- Meijers
- 2 Amoco's
- Meijer's Gas
- Speedway
- Shell Gas
- Clark Gas
- Talent Tree (Recruitment for factory work)
There's a couple others but I can't think of them.
I have a dollar in my pocket, and my pride is currently digesting. Maybe I could pay someone to stab my eye out and then I could collect insurance on it. Eh, eh?
...I live with my father permanently, which I'm trying to convince myself is a good thing. It is. It is.
Other little stuff, film at eleven. blah blah.
Your friend,
Dustin
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