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|Atman (profile) wrote, |
on 3-8-2002 at 7:56pm
|Current mood: high
Music: Seasme street stoned
Subject: Dude, youre really f*ucked up
|K:Hello Kermit the frog here. Welcome to Sesame Street. I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but, I'm really fff...f*ucked up. Hey Bigbird, do you know what todays letter is?
B:Sure kermit, todays letter is... joint.
K:Uh, Big bird... joint is not a letter. It is a word.
B:Sorry kids. todays letter is 3.
K:Uh, Bigbird... 3... is a number.
B:Exactly. The number 3, which is how many joints I've smoked today. Kermit, are you with me?
K:Emm... God I'm stoned.
Elmo:Guys guys! Show go on! Come on!
K:Thank you Elmo. Um...How about we say our ABC's Big bird?
B:...Forgot what we were doing Karmmit.
K:Did you just call me...(Chuckle) Karmmmit?
B:Yes I did.
K:Karmmit the Frog...
K:Ok,Ok, thats all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Todays show was brought to you by the letter...um...
B:God you're messed up.
K:F*uck you. The number (laughs) F*uck you. hehe
B:So long kids