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|hitokirivader (profile) wrote, |
on 11-2-2003 at 1:13am
|Current mood: groggy
Music: Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year
Subject: I don't care what he says. Scarface was not better than Pulp... Not by a longshot :)
|Welcome to today’s special edition of Bryan’s blog, featuring the great wisdom of none other than Samuel Adams (not the beer dammit, the man... no, not that man! argh).
I've at some point considered devoting a whole part of my BuddyProfile to the crazy-go-nuts shit this guy says, but I decided to put it here instead. This took a lot of time scouring the logs; enjoy!
stussydude13: haha, yer cute when yer angry
stussydude13: damn koreans
stussydude13: girls are dumb, they're only good for porno
stussydude13: BBBBBBRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! isnt it weird that people sometimes talk to you on AIM even though you are not there.
stussydude13: what you think i would have a girlfriend that was not a ninja?
opivdude: ya so anyways, last night i was having sex with this one guy and he reached back and tickled my balls, and i thought to myself, "what a faggot!"
opivdude: did you know that www.porn.com gives you a porn website?
opivdude: by the way, how did you ever let me go to utah, i mean i wouldnt have let you; some friend you are
opivdude: 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
opivdude: Don't be sexist. Broads hate that
opivdude: Why dont women wear wrist watches... CAUSE THEIRS A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!
opivdude: i would make a kickass criminal you know that