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daleearnhardtjrishot (profile) wrote,
on 4-4-2004 at 8:30pm
It is good to be a woman:
> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
> 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
> 6.. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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