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lizster540 (profile) wrote,
on 4-12-2004 at 9:11pm
condom slogans
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP UR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT UR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD UR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER UR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD UR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER UR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
11. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP UR PETER
12. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP UR DICK
13. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE UR MEAT
14. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP UR MEMBER
15. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
16. DONT BE A FOOL, PROTECT UR TOOL
17. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT UR ERECTION
18. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
19. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!



Oh my God...I have NO life
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