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Kate (profile) wrote,
on 5-21-2004 at 10:50pm
Subject: Stacy and Kate's soap opera
she burns says:
you should tell him you're a lesbian who is deeply in love with me and you must end it now before he gets too attached
Kate says:
and what if that's actually true?
Kate says:
Stacy.. I have something to tell you
she burns says:
*listens
Kate says:
I'm.. deeply in love with you and.. I must end my relationship with Phil, because he just gets too attached, and well, he's a man. *shudders*
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
I know..
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
I love you Kate. I want to marry you.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
Will you marry me?
Kate says:
*tears up* reeaaally? *eyes get big*
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
mmhmmm.
Kate says:
Yes Stacy! Yes!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
WOOOOOO!
Kate says:
sooo, Stacy, I've been meaning to tell you something
Kate says:
...I don't really think this is working out
Kate says:
Maybe we need a break.. a permanent one.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
NO!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
NOOOOO
Kate says:
I know it's hard, I know
Kate says:
But you can do it
Kate says:
I'll always be there for you
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
LIAR
Kate says:
But see.. I met this girl
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
*kills myself
Kate says:
Noooooooo
Kate says:
*kills new girlfriend*
Kate says:
*then kills self over your body*
Kate says:
*dramatic music*
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
nooooooo
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
oh we're done? you think you can just throw me away?
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
FUCK YOU!
Kate says:
Hey, that's how the world is! If you can't handle, you can get out, because it's tough out there missy, let me tell you! You better get your act together, do you hear me?
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
*cries*
Kate says:
*consoles you* I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Please come back to me Stacy, that other girl could never compare to youuuu.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
No. I just can't look at you the same. All the emotions come rushing back.. and I break down. You broke my heart.
Kate says:
Please? We can work this out. Let's throw everything in the past and forget about it. We'll start all over; new!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
Ok... ok. I suppose.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
But... I'm dying from a severe form of eye cancer and my left leg is.. FAKE.
Kate says:
ew..
Kate says:
I mean
Kate says:
there are no faults of yours I can't overlook, baby
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
I mean... are you saying you don't love me because of my eye cancer and fake leg?
Kate says:
no no no, I'm saying I love you despite your hideous deformations.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
Oh.. ok.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
WAIT...
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
you love me?
Kate says:
I didn't want to just come out and say it but...
Kate says:
I love you Stacy!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
Well.. I would love you too.. if we weren't... SISTERS!
Kate says:
*big dramatic gasp*
Kate says:
No!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
Yes!
Kate says:
*looks through records/birth certificates and all that crap*
Kate says:
*horror* dun dun dunn
Kate says:
we are!
Kate says:
this soap just got a little creepy.
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
A little.. ya know what will make it worse?
Kate says:
oh man.. what?
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
um... you're mother is... MY aunt!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
*shifts eyes
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
and we had sex!
Kate says:
But.. I had sex with your aunt so that means..
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
oh god...
Kate says:
you slut, you fucked my mom!
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
well you fucked my uhh DOG
"Dear, Mr. The President..." says:
yeah i saw you
Kate says:
Wait.. so I'm a lesbian who partakes in incest, and bestiality.
stacy says:
Precisely.
Kate says:
I'm such a freak
stacy says:
sho are
Kate says:
well maybe I wouldn't be so freakish if I didn't hang out with you so much.
Kate says:
bad influence
stacy says:
Oh blame it on me ya whore!!
Kate says:
you had sex with my mom AND your aunt, and meeee
stacy says:
shut up!
Kate says:
you, my dear, are the whore
stacy says:
*CRIES
Kate says:
*laughs*
stacy says:
haha End of soap opera
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