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Kate (profile) wrote,
on 12-7-2004 at 7:47pm
Current mood: amazed
Music: Erasure - Rapture
Subject: Why mommy's gone mad.
So I made a list of all the self-help books I could find that my mother owns, and here it is. I'm positive she's got more, but I wasn't going to look that hard. These are all the ones out in the open!

How to Really Love Your Teenager by Ross Campbell
Your Money Matters by Malcolm Macgregor
Passion on Purpose by Dr. Deborah Newman
So What's The Difference? by Fritz Ridenour
Breaking The Power Of Debt by John Avanzini
How To Make Meetings Work by Michael Doyle & David Straus
How To Be A Leader by Communicating Your Ideas by ?
Straight Talk to Men and Their Wives by Dobson
Joy That Lasts by Gary Smalley
The Tender Touch by Rexella VanImpe
The Pursuit of Holiness by Jerry Bridges
Marriage on the Rock by Jimmy Evans
Nova Shalomon Couples Manual by ?
Do-It-Yourself Relationship Mender by Dr. Rosberg
How To Be Your Own Best Friend by Mildred Newman & Bernard Berkowitz
Anger is a Choice by Tim Lahaye
Christian Living In The Home by Jay E. Adams
Barriers to Intimacy by Rosselini & Worden
The Language of Love by Smalley & Trent
The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman
On The Crest Of The Wave by Wagner
From Sea To Shining Sea For Children by Marshall & Manuel
This is Living? by David Wilkerson
The Sense of His Presence by Mains
Nurturing a Child's Soul by Timothy Jones
One True Vow by Eva Marie Everson
Christian Child-Rearing and Personality Development by Paul D. Meier
The Fulfilled Woman by Lou Beardsley & Toni Spry
The Christian Counselor's Manual by Jay E. Adams
The Renewal Factor by Robert H. Waterman, Jr.
Dare To Discipline by Dr. James Dobson
Getting The Most Out Of Life by ?
I Am The Christian The Devil Warned You About by Mario Murillo
Making Friends With Your Mother by Kay Marshall Strom
Laugh Again: Experience Outrageous Joy by Charles R. Swindoll
For Better Or For Best by Gary Smalley
His Needs Her Needs by Willard F. Harley, Jr.
Promises To Keep by Nick Harrison
How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Garnegie
7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens by Sean Covey
God Can Do It Again by Kathryn Kuhlman
Lessons In Successful Living by Albert E. Cliffe
If Only He Knew by Gary Smalley
Me? Obery Him? by Elizabeth Rice Handford
Lord, Heal My Hurts by Kay Arthur
Love is a Choice by Hemfelt, Minirth & Meier
Knowing God Intimately by Joyce Meyer
Working With People by Macmillan
Each New Day by Corrie ten Boom
Your Work Matters to God by Sherman & Hendricks
Women And The Art of Negotiating by Nierenberg & Ross
Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way by Jum Lundy
A Spiritual Clinic by J. Oswald Sanders
The Busy Woman's Guide to a Balanced Life by Ramona Cramer Tucker
Seccess Secrets of the Motivational Superstars by ?
Love is a Decision by Gary Smalley
The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale
God, The Rod, And Your Child's Bod by Larry Tomczak
When God Writes Your Love Story by Eric & Leslie Ludy
The Power of a Praying Wife by Stormie Omartian
Codependent No More by Melody Beattie
What Wives Wish Their Husbands Knew About Women by Dr. James Dobson
The Gift of Fatherhood by Dr. Aaron Hass
How to Take Charge of Your Life by Newman & Berkowitz
Learning to Live with the People You Love by D. James Kennedy
The Act of Marriage by Tim & Beverly LaHaye
The Power of Positive Living by Norman Vincent Peale

Thus explaining why she's such a fucking psycho.
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