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wildthing (profile) wrote,
on 2-2-2005 at 5:10pm
Subject: funny card
Moneys short Times are hard, heres your fuckin christmas card:
It was the night b4 christmas and all throught the house everybody felt shitty,
even the mouse,
Mom at the whore house
dads smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
out on the lawn i saw a big dick
i knew in a moment it must be saint nick,
He came down the chimmey like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimmey with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch blew my chimmey apart
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a good night!

Ha i thought it was funny. :D
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