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highlyevolved (profile) wrote,
on 6-10-2005 at 9:14pm
Haha, yeah. I've always imagined a Lifetime movie to be something like this.

We hear a Lifetime promo.

ANNOUNCER:
Tonight at 9...She was beaten and robbed. She survived cancer, bulimia and four miscarriages. Her husband cheated on her with the Avon Lady’s mom.

WOMAN’S VOICE:
I just can’t take it anymore! Waaa!

ANNOUNCER:
She thought it couldn’t get any worse.

TEENAGER’S VOICE:
Mom, I’m...pregnant.

ANNOUNCER:
Then it did.

HAIRDRESSER’S VOICE:
There’s nothing I can do about it, ma’am, the damage is already done.

ANNOUNCER:
Tonight at 9. “I Was Beaten And Robbed, Had Cancer, Bulimia, Four Miscarriages, A Pregnant Thirteen Year Old And A Bad Perm...Oh Yeah, And My Husband Left Me For A Seventy-Three Year Old Woman: The Meredith Perez Story”.
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