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|greyXmatter (profile) wrote, |
on 7-20-2005 at 11:08am
|Current mood: sick
Music: Taking Back Sunday
Subject: Water Drinking Contest...
|Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Okay. Long story so listen up. So I was on the phone with Jake, when I got this incredible idea to have a water drinking contest with my dearest friend Laura. What an excellent idea. Heck yes. So I filled up two 2 liter bottles to the tippy top and grabbed two glasses and headed outside in case of an issue. On the first glass, I almost puked. I don't know why, I guess I was just over-analyzing the situation. I knew from then I was screwed and I wouldn't be able to get much further. I was getting goosebumps and shaking by the 6th glass and it was weird. Well, much to my suprise, I ended up finishing my first liter and we were both going strong. ...haha. So, by the second glass of the third liter, I was already puking in my mouth and swallowing it at the risk of losing, so I had to bite the bullet and swallow. After all, this is a VERY serious competition. Laura and I both took a piss break and continued... Finally... after Laura finally puked in her mouth and I pissed on the lawn 3 times... Laura said she was done, declaring me the winner. Afterwards Laura peed like she has never peed before and I puked in my front yard 3 times... Now we're sitting here peeing and puking and peeing and peeing.... Not feeling good at all... and if you ever... ever... want to have a water drinking contest, I totally and completely advise against it. Don't even try. I will never do something so stupid again.
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By Michael Jackson
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