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|achoo (profile) wrote, |
on 1-2-2009 at 1:35pm
|Current mood: aggravated
Subject: The Facts.
|I need to do my homework. I really need to do my homework. I really, reeeaaalllly need to do my homework. I have to get it done. It has to be completed.
This one time, my cat attacked me. She stole my eye, and I had to battle her for eight hours in order to get it back, which I did. Then this other time, my dog saw it fit to attempt to take over the world. Needless to say, I could not let this happen. I apprehended my fiendish pup in the same way that my cat attempted to apprehend me...I stole the dog's eye. This upset her to such a degree that she declined the opportunity of world domination. A lot of you don't know this, but I've saved the world from ultimate demolition countless times, 'cause I'm a ninja.
Why should I have to do my homework when I'm the one making sure that homework can still be assigned to and by the living? Is that fair?