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jedibumblebee (profile) wrote,
on 5-5-2009 at 7:44pm
Subject: HIMYM
"Here's the thing, Barney: I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter, and its raining outsode, and there's muffins warming in the oven... I'm cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!"

"Oh, Fran. Oh Franny Franny Fran. We are gonna have some fun."

"This circle... represents people who are breaking my heart. And this circle, represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. And where they overlap...Cecilia."

"This is a pie chart, describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph, describing my favorite pies!"

"What the hell happened to my charts?"
"We threw them away."
"That's how an intervention works, Marshall... You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash."
"C'mon, Ted... I need my charts, man! Just for a day... and then I promise I'll never ever use charts again! I'm under a lot of pressure here, I NEED MY CHARTS, JACK!"
"God, you're doing charts at work??"

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