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.j.e.s.s. (profile) wrote,
on 7-14-2009 at 10:48pm
Subject: doing these reminds me of like my freshman year. HAH
Day at the Beach
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Today I went to the beach with Jessie G. At first I didn't like being there because it was too stormy. However, then I took off my braziere and flailed my toe around. I felt great!

After lazing around for a while she and I decided to play ring around the rosy. This is when we met Jamal. He was so hairy. I felt like puking! He said to me, "You can't get me!" and I calmed right down. Kristi told me how lucky I am that he said that to me.

We all decided to go to Arby's. I ordered a French Fries. It was pretty gross but when Gilbert spilled tarter sauce all over his jeans my Diet Pepsi flew out my nose. I was so embarassed.

All in all, it was an okay day at the beach.
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Wedding Day!
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Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Shannon. He proposed by cruelly telling me he licked me and presented me with a blue ring decorated with 45023096 ducks. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in Ada Community Reformed Church where we will eat lettuce and chocolate milk. The dress is scary and heavenly and the bouquet is a mauve boat. Jessica screamed the bouquet into the air and it hit Jessie. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to Walmart. All in all, my wedding was a very crazy day.
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