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x-cosmic-sunday-x (profile) wrote,
on 12-6-2011 at 9:47pm
Shit B says:

Watching Greg's hockey with my 3 year old goddaughter... Annie: "Why do they sit on the bench" Hollie: "Because they take turns so they don't get tired"... (20 a rather large guy takes the face off) Annie: "Why is he so large?" Hollie: "I don't know maybe he doesn't eat well or exercise enough" Annie: "Or maybe he takes to many turns on the bench"

One day I took Annie to lunch with my friend Sammy. Annie got bored quickly and I had just finished eating while Sammy was still finishing. B turned to me and said "Do we have to wait for that one to finish?"

We had just sat down to a family dinner and B points at my rather large aunt and says "Is that a fat lady?" I burst out laughing and try to sush her quietly but she just points and says it louder. I rushed her into the bathroom in hysterical laughter and explained to her why that was inappropraite. I couldn't keep a straight face at the dinner table after.
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