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x-cosmic-sunday-x (profile) wrote,
on 3-30-2012 at 1:29pm
My week so far...

Hollie: "Were having a roast beef dinner for my grans birthday next Friday if you wanna come"
Greg: "Yeah, sure"
Hollie: "What is roast beef?" Long pause "Oh... right, beef, duh"

Successfully changed the filter in my car :) Unfortunately mixed up the windshield washer fluid and coolant... fml.

Little girl at work: "What does that sign say?"
Me: "Uhhh an email was sent out because someone has scabies"
Little girl: "Oh my god someone died!?"

Sammy: "I think everything in life is spicy"
"Woah Woah Woah Woah.. where the fuck are we?!"
"I like old nuggets"
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