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x-cosmic-sunday-x (profile) wrote,
on 9-1-2012 at 10:01am
Brittney: "You still have the same unicorn?"

Fuckstick, (fuhk-stik) Noun: A word used in place of penis.

Hollie: "Wow it looks like a skating outfit"
Jodi: "I dunno do you think I could do something to make it look better?"
Hollie: "Put on a pair of figure skates..."

Reading my firearms safety book: "Never fire at a movement, a color, a sound, or a shape."
Which basically means never fire at anything, ever, for any reason, ever.
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