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|kate (profile) wrote, |
on 8-14-2003 at 12:45am
|Subject: Lucky Neck Meat
A leprechaun jumps on a tree stump and says,"Kate, rub my magic belly of whimsical fancy and be transported to a far away toilet stall..."
Kate yells "James save me!" and cowers behind him.
James approaches the leprauchan ,"I outta sock in you the front toofers mister, you leave my friend kate alone". The leprauchan takes of his shoes and wiggles his toes, transforming him into a....
giant toe wiggling cat. The cat pounced upon James and began to wiggle his toes on James's tummy. Kate grabs the nearest tree and throws it at the cat. The cat...
barked, "hey...that felt like a tree hitting me!" and jumped off of James. James, who enjoys a good tickling, was no where near down for the count. He lept to his feet and spoke...
"Kate, why'd ya have to go and do that?" Kate walks over to him and whispers in his ear "I'm the rainbow in your jail cell," then sits down on the ground. James...
slips on a banana, fracturing his dorsal fin. "ow", James exclaimed ,"Now I have to go grow another one". Kate lept up grabbing James's hair, "You must release the Evillllll..thingy, from the castle of.....BOOMSHAKALAKA!"
James jumps up into hero stance. "There's evil thingys that need releasing?! Quick Kate, off to the castle of BOOMSHAKALAKA!" James runs off. Kate walks after, because she's so damn lazy.
Kate says under breath,"What a moron". James sprints back grabbing Kate and picking her up. We must climb the tallest tree to find the magical orb of embryo that leads to a map that opens a path to the shack of AKALAKAHSMOOB! Kate spoke,"but thats not where we wanna go...." James Shouts , "EXACTLY!"
Kate follows after James on his crazy quest which switched from the castle of BOOMSHAKALAKAKA! to the shack of AKALAKAHSMOOB! Suddenly James sees a can. He picks it up and says "Doodie doodie doodie dooo!" and does a little dance. Kate grabs another can and joins in. After they finished, Kate asked, "where are we off to now Jamesy?"
Kate grabs James and looks into his eyes , " I love.......grilled cheese". James speaks up.."wow kate....i didn't know you felt so strongly about that". The two just continue walking until they come across a brownish stream.......and James kneels down and tastes it. "Its Choco Milk Kate!". Kate rushes forward shoving James out of the way...
"Chauky milk!!! My one true loooove!!!" She starts chugging it as best she can. Suddenly she hears screams. She looks around and sees James floating down the stream. "James!" She dives into the chocolate milk but lands hard on the surface. She gets up and walks over to James. "I'm like God!"
kate saves james, they go off make passionate love and live in the castle of booshakalakalaka...whatever... forever with the woodland creatures.
(we needed a quick ending)
There you are James, I finally put it in my journal.
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