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|hitokirivader (profile) wrote, |
on 11-2-2003 at 1:13am
|Current mood: groggy
Music: Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year
Subject: I don't care what he says. Scarface was not better than Pulp... Not by a longshot :)
|Welcome to today’s special edition of Bryan’s blog, featuring the great wisdom of none other than Samuel Adams (not the beer dammit, the man... no, not that man! argh).
I've at some point considered devoting a whole part of my BuddyProfile to the crazy-go-nuts shit this guy says, but I decided to put it here instead. This took a lot of time scouring the logs; enjoy!
stussydude13: haha, yer cute when yer angry
stussydude13: damn koreans
stussydude13: girls are dumb, they're only good for porno
stussydude13: BBBBBBRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! isnt it weird that people sometimes talk to you on AIM even though you are not there.
stussydude13: what you think i would have a girlfriend that was not a ninja?
opivdude: ya so anyways, last night i was having sex with this one guy and he reached back and tickled my balls, and i thought to myself, "what a faggot!"
opivdude: did you know that www.porn.com gives you a porn website?
opivdude: by the way, how did you ever let me go to utah, i mean i wouldnt have let you; some friend you are
opivdude: 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
opivdude: Don't be sexist. Broads hate that
opivdude: Why dont women wear wrist watches... CAUSE THEIRS A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!
opivdude: i would make a kickass criminal you know that
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2 things. 1) I'll admit i am a 'she' 2) you have some weird ass friends. But i guess thats the world of Bryan Lee eh?
Re:, 11-02-03 4:48am
I thought you might be Sam or John, but if you are indeed female...
Re:, 11-03-03 2:03pm
Who the hell does this broad think she is, talking shit about your friends and your world. You should find this dame and slap her upside the head, ya know, show her whats for, make a true women out of her.
Alas you try so hard to unveil who i am. Keep on guessing if you chose to but at this rate, you'll never guess correctly =P
Twins, 11-02-03 10:48pm
I'm gonna have to ask my parents again if they're sure we're twins...
Damn Broad!!!, 11-03-03 2:07pm
Seriously, I mean where does this kitchen dwelling female get off doing this to you? All your asking for is civilization right? You talk and tell your name, she does the same, I mean thats civilization right? And then she make you a sandwhich, whats wrong with that? Thats how it should be.
liz the almighty, 11-02-03 11:58pm
i dunno...sounds like tim to me. looks like him too.
Re: liz the not-so-almighty, 11-03-03 11:18pm
Can't be Tim; he was with us at the time he/she/it posted too.
How to be a good wife, 11-03-03 2:14pm
I just wanted to comment on that great article you have on "How to be a good wife". I thought it was very well written and full of truth, the only thing missing is to make sure she uses birth control so you dont have to wear a condom. (WOW I am a sexist asshole and will probably get raped for saying all this stuff, but its ok because its snowing here)
YOU GONNA GET RAPED, 11-03-03 11:20pm
Heh heh... you gonna get raped.
YOU GONNA GET RAPED, 11-04-03 12:16am
He's talking about the big 300lbs black ex con dude named snowball that's gonna rape him.
Re: YOU GONNA GET RAPED, 11-04-03 2:57am
Dammit Tim that was confidential, and me joking about rape is ok because i am threatening myself, broads are dumb anyways, they dont know snow has nothing to do with anything.