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tuwang (profile) wrote,
on 11-19-2003 at 6:51pm
so, I've read on it, and I'm finally pissed enough to take some time out of my life to bitch about it on my journal.

Reasons Mitch is a Hypocritical Bastard
(I'll be doing this maddox style, so Mitches nimwitted copying ass will get it)

1. Your plain and simply a Hypocrite. Hmmm, let's take a gander to the past entries in your journal:

November 16

god damn it.
Here's why all religions should be outlawed, and all deeply-religious people should be rounded up and put into death camps. Wait, did I say death camps? I meant happy camps!

Now if you believe that all the religious people should be rounded up and killed, based on the acts that were committed by the certain religious group that you continued to tell the story about in this post, then that would lead me to believe that you know all about every religious group. Do You mitch?:

This is a comment on that same journal entry in reply to one that was left by phil:

Re: religion
@ 11-16-03 10:06pm

I know very little about the Jewish religion

I guess not.

2. You say God Damn alot. For example:

-:: 2003 16 November :: 9.25 pm


god damn it.

Now tell me, if you don't believe in God, or a God in general, then why do you say this? If you don't believe God exists, then how is he supposed to damn it? Why are you calling upon someone to damn that you don't even think exists? Is damn even an action in which you can do to something? You obviously don't believe in hell, and in damning someone you are condemning them to hell. And surely you don't mean clog up a river.


3. You are a fucking clone of your environment. Choose it or not , you soak up witty banter from Penny Arcade and Maddox and use them against people. hmmm, let's see where this applies:

:: 2003 1 November :: 9.41 pm


New rules for emailing me:
-If it begins with "FWD:" I'll delete it on sight.
-If it's full of dumbass shit that you could tell or ask me any other time, I'll set fire to your mother and kill your dog.
-Don't send me any chainmail, unless it comes with a matching sword.
-I don't care if little Mike has cancer, I'm not gonna send a hundred e-mails to everyone I know becuase it's his one last wish. Fuck him.
-Before you send me an e-mail, think, "is this going to send Mitch one step closer to going on a shooting spree?" if the answer is yes, then don't send it. Think of the children!

gee, does this look familiar?

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ihatemail0
needless to say that maddox's post was months before mitch.

Not to mention you constantly quote Penny Arcade. You should hang out with Marty Bonomoni, you guys could quote the hell out of everything while you simoultaneously lick eachothers assholes. Well, I guess you like maddox because he likes to "stick it to the man" like you always say. Oh wait, that's ripped too...

4. :: 2003 8 November :: 11.09 pm

::07 Things That Annoy You::
1: Ignorance

5. Why do you quote the bible? As far as your concerned, you might as well wipe your ass with the bible. Therefore, what is the point in quoting it, even if you are using it against Jesus and God? Jesus and God are only made up according to you. Why are you Dissproving "imaginary" people with a Book that is untrue? Fucking Hypocrite.

6 You say I have a small penis... Theres a reason I call you a pussy bitch...
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PHIL-HIMSELF

11-19-03 8:42pm

hmm using the bible to disprove itself does make sense, it could be done without actually believing the content inside it.

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Tuwang

Re:, 11-19-03 8:46pm

True, but not the way mitch does it. He isnt' trying to disprove anything, He's trying to prove something about jesus and God using the bible. He isn't trying to dissprove it at all. Therefore making him a hypocrite.

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PHIL-HIMSELF

Re: Re:, 11-19-03 8:52pm

Ok I see the point your getting at, using the bible to disprove jesus isn't a good idea since the main purpose of the bible is to support jesus.

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tuwang

Re: Re: Re:, 11-19-03 9:45pm

pretty much, more like you should use script you don't believe in to disprove someone who you don't believe exists, it's retarded and hypocritical.

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sugarjackj

Re:, 11-25-03 11:37pm

You rock Kevin.

Mitch is one dumb fucker who needs to shut his mouth.

You think your so smart hmm? Thats a laugh!

But i guess thats what you can expect from a guy with a small penis and no friends.




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Anonymous

11-19-03 8:43pm

GO kev! I agree, Mitch is a hypocritical bastard.

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Tabletop

11-19-03 9:47pm

yeah, maybe you should stone me.


"If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst." (Deuteronomy 13:7-12)

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tuwang

Re:, 11-19-03 9:49pm

Cry me a river, tool...

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PHIL-HIMSELF

Re:, 11-19-03 9:49pm

isnt the fifth commandment not to kill, why would the bible say to stone someone if it is also saying not to kill.

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tuwang

Re:, 11-19-03 9:53pm

and since everybody who belives in God is apparently a mindless Zombie, maybe I'll sacrifice a lamb while I'm at it.

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tuwang

Re: Re:, 11-19-03 9:59pm

that commandment is meant to mean that you shouldn't kill out of hate, or jealousy. When they use it in Deut. 7-12, it is a direct commandment from God, to get rid of the evil people in the world. So basically I must kill mitch.

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tuwang

Re: Re:, 11-19-03 10:00pm

because i mean, people do EVERYTHING it says in the bible.

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PHIL-HIMSELF

Re: Re: Re:, 11-19-03 10:02pm

most parts of the bible i either do not understand or i do not agree with so i am going to stop talking about it.

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Tabletop

Re: Re: Re:, 11-20-03 7:57pm

why don't you? If you don't follow the good book's teachings, you must be one of those "fair weather" christians. Sure Jesus, you can die for me, but nooooo! I'm not going to kill someone just becuase you tell me to. Hypocrites.

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tuwang

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 11-20-03 8:31pm

what website did you get that from?

"And Mitchell ' the fuck ' Armstrong thusfore lost the argument, and resorted to back to the same old tactics in attempt to recover. He is a fucking hypocrite whether he admits it or not" Kevin 1:12

now that's a fucking good book for you.

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tuwang

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 11-20-03 8:40pm

durrr, HOgan heroes was just like real war!!

fuckin fruit.

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tuwang

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 11-20-03 8:42pm

and you were't trying to stray me from my God, by the way, therefore that verse is irrelevant.

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PHIL-HIMSELF

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 11-21-03 3:14pm

hogan's heroes kicks ass

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ShadowCow

11-21-03 3:43am

This was needed to be said...



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