| + THE GENERAL INFORMATIONAL JUMBLE + |
| Full name [last names can be left out]:: | Eric |
| Nicknames:: | None |
| Date of birth:: | April 10, 1988 |
| Place of birth:: | Metarie, LA |
| Current location [as in your home]:: | In front of the computer. |
| Other places [general areas] you've lived in:: | New Orleans, Algiers, My grandparents house, and this one. |
| Parent names and ages:: | Glen: 43, Kathy: 37 |
| Sibling names and ages:: | Ethan: 4 |
| Zodiac sign:: | Aries |
| Chinese animal sign:: | Dragon |
| Birth stone:: | Diamond |
| Birth flower:: | Umm |
| Birth colour:: | I don't know, actually. |
| Birth number [add mon+day+yr until you arrive at a single digit:]: | 4 |
| + KNOWING ONE'S FAVORITES + |
| Type of food:: | I like different stuff. No one favorite. |
| Specific food dish:: | Pizza |
| Colour:: | Green |
| Weather:: | Cold, preferably windy |
| Country:: | Ireland |
| City:: | Chicago |
| Store:: | JC Penny's |
| Random object:: | Book |
| Television show:: | Cowboy Bebop |
| Movie:: | Return of the King |
| Thing to say:: | Anything that's vulgar and/or ambiguous |
| Moment in history:: | Don't really have one. |
| Holiday or event:: | I don't have a favorite holiday. |
| Memory:: | Umm... I don't know. They're all ok. |
| + SIMPLE WORD ASSOCIATIONS + |
| ...love...: | sex |
| //...dream...//: | truth |
| ...fake...: | false |
| //...monkey...//: | stick |
| ...food...: | mmm |
| //...school...//: | shit |
| ...California...: | ehh |
| //...New York...//: | city |
| ...hair...: | long |
| //...Dell...//: | mine |
| ...hug...: | run |
| //...college...//: | school |
| ...family...: | alright |
| //...alcohol...//: | drink |
| + ANSWERING QUESTIONS + |
| [What is your definition of love?]: | I don't really have one I can put into words. It just is, and you know when you're in it. |
| [Are you fearful of being loved or loving someone? Why or why not?]: | No, not really. It's something that comes to everyone, eventually. You just have to be perceptive enough to notice it. |
| [What is your general outlook on life?]: | You're here to learn, so get out and experience stuff. |
| [What do you think about politics?]: | Politicians suck ass, but they are a necessary evil. You just have to choose the lesser of two. (I.E. vote Democrat) |
| [If you were president, what would you do?]: | Destroy the Congress, close our borders to all outside trade and make us self-sufficent. |
| [What did you want to be when you were 5-years old?]: | A scientist. |
| [How about at 15-years old?]: | A writer. |
| [What about now?]: | A writer. |
| [Why has it, or hasn't it, changed?]: | Because I've clearly defined what I want to do and where to go in my life, I think. |
| [What sort of people annoy you?]: | The ones that are only out for themselves, and try to figure out how any given situation could benefit them the most. |
| [What sort of things do people do that give you hope?]: | Support others, try to help, even if it doesn't directly benefit them, things like that. |
| [What do you think of America right now?]: | I think that George Dubya Bush is driving is into the ground. |
| [How about France?]: | They're fine. They stand up for what's right, unlike the stupid ass American citizens. |
| [How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?]: | 93 cords of pine. |
