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skittlicious (profile) wrote,
on 2-20-2004 at 2:25pm
Top Reasons to Date A Paintball Player
1. We aren't afraid 2 get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen 2 directions
3. We at least have a 10" barrel
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired
5. We always wear protection
6. We love to be aggressive
7. We like to push hard, but not hard enough to get hit
8. We clean our barrels a lot
9. We always have to have the best 'cocker on the field
10. We're good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places
11. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions
12. We usually leave our "condom" on so we won't spray u
in ur eye


haha I need to find me one of those...I think i'm going paintballing this weekend, dun dun dun.

<3
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Anonymous

02-20-04 6:39pm

LOL

i love it!

3 and 9 are the funniest.

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erebus

BigFatBeautifulFairy, 02-21-04 9:41pm

That is soooooooo kinky..I am ashamed mandy.whatever happened to the innocent mandy who used to get upset when me and vikki talked about this stuff.
It's official you've become a harlot

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