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| daleearnhardtjrishot (profile) wrote, on 4-4-2004 at 8:30pm | |
| It is good to be a woman: > 1. We got off the Titanic first. > 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. > 3. Taxis stop for us. > 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. > 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo. > 6.. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. > 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. > 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. > 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. > 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. > 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. > 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. > 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. > 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.. > 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. |
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spinder | 04-10-04 2:40pm For number 1. We could have jumped just as fast. :) |