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| candysweet14 (profile) wrote, on 4-18-2004 at 4:18am | |
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| Here are some chinese fortunes from me to you. keep em if you want. their a little strange and random but....their cool anyway. ~you will tire of your mayonaise and it will tire of you. ~Start a little fire. A little one! ~Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back. ~Hey, it worked for Taft. ~There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away. ~From now on, give only high-fives ~Start putting stamps on all your emails ~Buy me a sandwich ~Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash. ~A pillow fort simply cannot last. ~A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks. ~Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier. ~Greatness can be measured in argument won. ~Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation. ~A life of luxury will end in buxury. ~You will spot a food store with your name. You are not related. ~Make it great. Next time don't be late. ~Gimme a dollar. ~Wait by the phone. See if it rings. ~Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you? ~Have a good time, all the time. ~Park in a secret place where no one can find you. ~Homonyms will give you trouble at a social funtion. ~Make a little guy out of a paperclip. ~You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks. ~It's not mean if it's hilarious. ~You've got something between your teeth. Something green. ~You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause. ~An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs. ~Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants. ~Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over. ~Your primary goal will be washing up. ~Pay no attention to the man in the parentheses. ~www.thoraxcorp.com ~Try a little television. ~Don't skip school...skip class. ~The likelihood is great that you will bring home some bacon. ~Lighten your load by doing less work. ~Remember that time you lied to your mom? ~Little things add up to a little bit. ~The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery. ~"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means. ~Begin saying "toot" backwards. No one will ever know. ~Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink. ~Treat others as if they treated you first. ~Yellow text is hard to read. ~Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit. ~It's not illegal if it's hilarious. ~Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying. ~Stop picking at it. ~Try a little levitation. ~Briefly, let's discuss your underwear. ~The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one. ~Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job. ~Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table. ~Maybe try and be a little funnier. ~It's not lazy if it's hilarious. ~Length X width=height. No wait. I mean area. ~Ask me about super-dooper savings. |
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rabbit-mann | 04-23-04 3:57pm Thats Funny. lol Long time no talk how have you been??? |