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| vampiresshollymarie (profile) wrote, on 5-7-2004 at 11:49am | |
| Subject: 80s jokes |
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| * What do Sears and Michael Jackson have in common? Little boy's pants on sale.... * Q: Why didn't Natalie Wood take showers? A: She preferred to wash up on the beach. * What do Sears and Michael Jackson have in common? Little boys' pants half off. * Why is a Yugo called a Yugo? Because you go, and it don't! * What is the difference between woman and a battery? A battery has a positive side to it. * Q: What do you call a Yugo that breaks down after 100 miles? A: An overachiever. * What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? A good stroke. * why does the chicken cross the road? to get away from Alice Cooper * Why is Michael Jackson like the Dodgers' infield? They all wear one glove for no apparent reason. * Q: What is red and sits in a corner? A: A baby eating razor blades. Q: What is green and sits in a corner? A: The same baby, a little later. * Hear about the new band featuring Ronald Regan and Milli Vanilli? They don't remember any of the songs they didn't sing. * Q: What is small, red, and can't go in elevators? A: A dead baby with a javelin through its head. * What do you get when you cross a marijuana plant with an opium plant? About ten years to life. * what does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts * How can you stop a Yugo with just one finger? Push in the cigarette lighter. * How many letters are in the alphabet? 22, cuz E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R. * Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rockers lip." * What do you call a Yugo built for two? A two-go * Why does a Yugo have a rear defroster? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it. * What is Ronald Reagan's favorite pick-up line at a bar? "Do I come here often?" * What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood * If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, does someone else make a sound? * What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle * How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the Tank |
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