FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there was a young MILKMAN named OPTIMOUS PRIME. He was HOOMA SIZZLING in the SWEET forest when he met SEXY QUIASHAKIAMARYUMAMICHAELJACKSON, a run-away "WORKING GIRL" from the NAUGHTY Queen FACHYNA.

OPTIMOUS PRIME could see that SEXY QUIASHAKIAMARYUMAMICHAELJACKSON was hungry so he reached into his MILK JUG and give her his FEISTY PENIS. SEXY QUIASHAKIAMARYUMAMICHAELJACKSON was thankful for OPTIMOUS PRIME's PENIS, so he told OPTIMOUS PRIME a very SLIPPERY WHEN WET story about Queen FACHYNA's daughter ERIN AND ONLY ERIN. How her mother, the NAUGHTY Queen FACHYNA, kept her locked away in a TRASHCAN protected by a gigantic SEXY CHICKEN WITH ONE LEG, because ERIN AND ONLY ERIN was so GREEN.

OPTIMOUS PRIME SCREWED. He vowed to SEXY QUIASHAKIAMARYUMAMICHAELJACKSON the "WORKING GIRL" that he would save the CRAPPING ERIN AND ONLY ERIN. He would HONK the SEXY CHICKEN, and take ERIN AND ONLY ERIN far away from her evil mother, the NAUGHTY Queen FACHYNA, and HUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ANGRY PEE PEE and SEXY QUIASHAKIAMARYUMAMICHAELJACKSON the "WORKING GIRL" began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TRANSEXUAL from alice in wonderland. NAUGHTY Queen FACHYNA FUCKED out from behind a PENIS and struck OPTIMOUS PRIME dead. In the far off TRASHCAN you could hear a HONH!!!!!.

THE END.

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LMFAO!, 01-16-03 9:09pm

you fucking crazy whore that is the best thing in the world! god!.. :humps it like a madwoman:.. ima save it and read it in my mail box everyday lol... oh em gee,, tahts is so great :applaudes and wipes tear:

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