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lifesuxsodanz (profile) wrote,
on 6-1-2004 at 11:06pm
I want a boy...

a new one...all pretty and shiny

with all the latest features

one who wont hurt me

and won't confuse me

and the instructions are right there in the box

in ENGLISH

he should already be put together

I'm done picking up broken pieces

no assembly required

I don't know just what makes him tick...makes him work

I shouldn't have to figure it out

batteries included

He doesn't have to last forever

as long as I have my

extended warranty

a money back guarentee as well

because we do invest a lot in these things

to have to live with the defects


~where does she come up with this stuff~






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alwaysfalling

06-01-04 11:26pm

from her wonderful brain of course!

you're right... i like it a lot! when's the next time we can go to boys-r-us?

<3 chub.

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