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| Serenity (profile) wrote, on 6-10-2004 at 5:40pm | |
| Subject: 8/25/03 - 10/24/03 |
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| 8/25 "Dont mention food, I get excited." - Fournier "You can't eat your dissections." - Fournier 8/28 "But that's that warm fuzzy explosion." - Fournier 9/3 "Quizypoo." - Fournier "No, we met at church, it's not a big dirty story, sorry." - Mrs. Olsen "You just wanna kiss 'em when they say lellow!" - Mrs. Olsen 9/4 "I'm poor. I'm poorer than you are!" - Jake Mellema 9/5 "I'm gonna make corn ciggarettes." - Jessica Nichols "Chicken in a box." - Jessica Nichols 9/12 "You said I could die!" - Ron Wheaton 9/16 "That teacher's a crazy bitch." - Courtney Rae 9/19 "Okay, mateys." - Fournier 9/22 "Tyler, get off of it, you homo." - Nick Steimal 9/23 "There's not much we can do with our rear ends, so we use our hands." - Crowley "Where's my flyin' monkey?" - Crowley "You have to do it right, you maroons." - Crowley *giggles* "Silly monkey." - Jake Mellema "Mr. Reed's hot!" - Jake Mellema 9/24 "My mom makes hamburgers or whatever and I drink the grease outta the pan." - Courtney Rae "Who sits under a tree in their underwear, fanning themselves?" - Emily Rowe "I hope I have an armpit disease." - Stephanie Lewis 9/25 "I'm gonna grab your boob by the end of the day." - Emily Rowe 10/1 "In the commercials it says no clumps." - KATE "What are you doing, Lunch Bucket?" - Justin BeVier "Are you making a gum wrapper joint?" - KATE *Stephanie nods head* *Stephanie chews on Ashley's hair* "Did you just bite my hair?" - Ashley "No..." - Stephanie "You freak." - Ashley "lose your virginity on the seat." - Girl 1 on bus "No I'm not gonna touch it, it smells too bad!" - Girl 2 on bus 10/3 "Holy crap, Cedar Point over walking around in your underpants." - Emily Rowe "I have cancer, can I have some marijuana, as long as it's prescription?" - Stephanie Lewis "Kate, you're a rubber band." - Stephanie (Reference for this next one: Tyler is tall.) "Tyler, is anyone in your family tall?" - Mrs. Olsen "No." - Tyler Emmorey "What about relatives?" - Olsen "No." - Tyler "What about your milkman?" - Olsen "I feel like crap, make your own dinner." - Ron Wheaton 10/6 "Did you die?" - Ron Wheaton "I felt supremely confident now with a knife in my hand." - Mrs. Olsen "I bet I could fit more stuff in my mouth than you." - Girl on bus "You don't even know what I do with my mouth!" - Girl on bus 10/7 "A skanky hoebag just came up to my door." - Joe Castine 10/8 "My hand smells soo good." - Ron Wheaton "Why?" - Amanda Wheelock "Because of Cherie." - Ron Wheaton "Menopause. MenOpause. Men-oh here it is." - Neilee Metzger 10/9 "Look dude, you won. You got the magic piece." - Emily Rowe "I hope it penetrates your rib tissues." - Stephanie Lewis "Is that guy holdin' his nuts?" - Stephanie "Ohhhh, I have a craving for some bread? *shakes head* Not gonna happen." - Ron Wheaton 10/13 "I'm tired of everyone eatin' fish." - Tyler Metzger "He's got those kinds of eyes that just say, 'I'm gonna put fish in your hair." - Crowley 10/15 "There were so many bitches in the sentence." - Courtney Rae 10/17 "What the hell's a woopellet?" - KATE 10/21 "I can see little things shootin' from the sky." - Courtney Rae "Kate, you're a beast." - Stephanie Lewis 10/22 "I love loose paper." - Neilee Metzger 10/23 "Oh my gosh, he said the C word." - Mrs. Olsen "What's the C word?" - Amanda Bigney *whispers into microphone* "condom." - Mrs. Olsen "Who would want a song about a transvestite?" - Mrs. Olsen "...walking past a field of burning marijuana." - Mrs. Olsen "What's another word for non-productive?" - Zach Ebenstein "Hippie." - Ron Wheaton "Who needs pot when we can give ya a little buzz?" - Olsen "The Toilet Police are gonna come out and get me." - Mr. Sabinas "Everyone likes to be picked up. Except Stacy, I was holding her upside down earlier. She didn't like that for some reason." - Mitch Armstrong 10/24 "Wouldn't it be funny if one day you woke up and looked like Joe and he woke up and looked like you and you guys were still dating?" - Courtney Rae "Una Tuna, what are you doing?" - Courtney Rae "I have a 2/5 of Jack Daniel's, I'm just gonna chill there all morning." - Emily Rowe "Am I your best friend?" - Emily "I dunno, are you named after an alcohol?" - Courtney "She ran into the wall, that's the only reason she stopped running." - Neilee Metzger "I heard in some cultures, they kiss by putting their foreheads together." - Mitch Armstrong "He sure does flail a lot, doesn't he?" - KATE "Look at him grope those balls." - Stephanie Lewis "Tell him to lick your ass." - Brad Blair "All hail cheesus." - Jay Ruster "I'm gonna fuck Justin in the ass." - Jay Ruster "MxPx that, ya piece o' shit." - Jay "I was like, 'that guy's got a beard!' so I shot him." - Jay "I only have one piece of ass." - Girl in BMMT "I have two pencils at the same time." - Ron Wheaton "Drugs." - Amanda Bigney "I could use some today, but I took Ibuprofen instead." - Mrs. Olsen "What a little smelly mooole." - Amanda Bigney |
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| Anonymous | 06-22-04 10:49am Very amusing. Very. |
godessalthena | 07-01-04 8:14pm You yourself are a pothole in the endless spectrum that is hell of life that is so awesome that it is awe-ful |
serenity | Re:, 07-04-04 2:47am Well thank you.. I think. |