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| Serenity (profile) wrote, on 6-10-2004 at 5:46pm | |
| Subject: 1/18/04 - 3/19/04 |
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| 1/18 "I couldn't rape my way out of a wet paper bag." - Jay Ruster 1/19 "He can suck my dick." - Courtney Rae 1/20 "Uranus's bleeding testicle." - Mrs. Olsen 1/21 "We can play in your room." - CJ Fisk "On your knees! Now!" - CJ Fisk "Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is crack And so are you." - Mrs. Shaffer "I was screwin' myself and I didn't even know it." - Adam Draves "He threatened to rape me!" - Jacqui DeFouw "And then I fondle your balls." - Kate "Whoa, I missed the whole first part of this conversation." - Emily Rowe 1/23 "Except when your friends get drunk and make out in your shower; that's kinda awkward." - Emily Rowe "I say some stupid shit sometimes. You should write that down." - Emily Rowe "Two llamas with friends have dice." - Emily Rowe (translating ' Tu llamas el amigo y le dice.') "Do you like to eat Italian crucifixes?" - Mrs. Crowley "I love Italian crucifixes!" - Emily Rowe "Look, Neilee kinda rhymes with candy!" - Emily Rowe "Do you want to jiggle my boob?" - Kate "I'm talking about poop-water!" - Neilee Metzger "Hey everybody, let's ... be gay." - Alex Grecheski "Will you please put your shirt back on?" - Sam Hamilton "Jeff was doin' the spit yo-yo over my face, and then the phone was ringning, so I moved and it went in my ear." - Sam Hamilton "I would rather just roll around the gym." - Emily Rowe "You're gonna get the wrath of Reed." - Mr. Reed "Think about it: if you had 20 pounds of marijuana sitting right in front of you, would you turn it in?" - Stephanie Lewis "No, I'd probably sell it." - Kate "I wish my name was Black Castle of Opium." - Stephanie Lewis "Quiet, Bean Eater." - Matt Curtis "Ashley's grandma pretends to pull things our of her ass." - Stephanie Lewis "Only when I ask for something. She's like, 'oh, here it comes.'" - Ashley "Eww, crotch items." - Stephanie Lewis "Does anyone have any candy?" - Kate "Ask Ashley's grandma." - Stephanie "I don't eat ass-candy." - Kate "My boobs are too big." - Kate "No they're not, they're milkalicious." - Stephanie Lewis "Did you just lube me up?" - CJ Fisk "Ashley lubes up before every meal." - Stephanie "It's good for the body and the soul to fuck grandmas." - Brad Blair "I banged my grandma in the ass." - Jay Ruster "The first girl that sucked my dick kinda chewed on it." - Jay Ruster "I wanna put rogaine on my wiener." - Jay 1/26 "Are you achin'? Yup, yup, yup. For some bacon? Yup, yup, yup. You can be a big pig too." - Alyssa Cole "Did he die?" - Allyn Longcore "I don't know, he shoulda." - Mrs. Olsen 1/27 "Why is there a hotdog up there?" - Courtney Rae "It's not a hotdog, it's a barbie leg." - Zach Ebenstein "The leg's in a hotdog bun." - Mrs. Crowley "I'm a pill-popping madman today." - Justin BeVier "An enraged bedroom slipper." - Fournier "Look, I changed the penis into a tornado." - CJ Fisk "That's what you get for being on a Krispy Kream diet." - Stephanie Lewis "Ashley, will you give me a butt-rub?" - Stephanie Lewis "You're gonna be shittin' fire tomorrow." - Stephanie 1/29 "You can't have a pair of balls and tap dance; it just does not work." - Jay Ruster "They were never going out, they were just breeding buddies." - Jay Ruster 1/30 "Can we play in the road today?" - Courtney Rae "That is so homosexual." - Fournier "If it smells like a dog, looks like a dog, and barks like a dog, it's not a duck!" - Sara Kies "I had to run behind Kate while she was strapped to a harness." - Stephanie 2/2 "You were dry and I made you juicy." - Courtney Rae "I'm just using her for her candy, I don't really like her." - Kate "Jump rope with the intestines." - Fournier "Shit faced, muther fuckers." - Jake Shain "If you don't want a yeast infection, eat yogurt." - Fournier "Ya never know when a moose is gonna take a dump." - Fournier "Mike says 'icky' too. That's such a homosexual little saying." - Stephanie Lewis "Underground vacuum racing." - DeAnna Ellis "Why is he talking like a dragon?" - Ron Wheaton 2/3 "Sickly green fear pulled at their entrails. That means they got tummy aches." - Mrs. Olsen "Yeah, I was like, 'whatever, you're hot.'" - Jacqui DeFouw "Do you know what a buttplug is, Jacqui?" - Stephanie DeFouw 2/4 "She makes me look snagely and I am not snagely. She's the snagel here, not me." - Stephanie Lewis "I want to kick her snagely ass." - Stephy "Spasming below the waist." - Dusty Postumas "You'll never be the happy Islamic woman I am!" - Matt Whetzel 2/5 "The word 'fuck' makes me have to poop." - James Golden "Makes me wish I had 2 penises, but that's why guys have mouths." - James Golden 2/6 "I can play the fricken skin flute for an hour and it doesn't make any noise." - Stephanie Lewis 2/9 "Mr. A's hot." - Will Taboska "Tuna is the chicken of the sea." - Jeremy Woodward "Don't fondle my penguin." - Fournier 2/17 "When I want my finger in your crack, I'll put it there." - Stephanie Lewis 2/18 "Make sure you sanitize the poop before you eat it." - Corey Chase "Don't go lookin' for dirty meat." - Fournier "Did you know there's a parasite that can take over a snail's mind?" - Dan Reed "Is it rectal exam day?" - Mr. Reed "I eat peas and they kinda clump up on my pancreas." - Stephanie Lewis "She's only 6, let's not corrupt her yet." - Mrs. Olsen 2/20 "Sounds like they're spankin' a baby with a cat." - Bill Korb "Sometimes I forget to swallow." - CJ Fisk "I can't go anywhere without my George Foreman Grill." - Will Tobashka 2/23 "You've got a hole in your butt!" - Brad Blair "I gotta take a dump." - Megan Colby "George Washington was known as the ghetto kitty of our country." - Fournier "No! Don't lick it up!" - Fournier "It was a hug-fest!" - Josh Farrel 2/24 "What's that?" - Kate "I made it. It's a stick." - Brad Blair "He was colored and flimsable. I don't know what flimsable means, but he could flim." - Brad Blair 2/25 "Someone drew male genitalia on my pillow." - Mrs. Crowley 3/1 *runs finger along dead, opened worm.* "I can pet it, and stroke it.." - Alyssa Cole "Phyllis beats her meat with dirty little birdy feet." - Stephanie Lewis "How do you masturbate a snail?" - Kate "I don't know, ask her." *points to Ashley* - Stephanie "The same way you probe a cricket." - Stephanie "Yeah, I lay in bed and think about masturbating snails." - Stephanie Lewis 3/2 "I'm such a homo." - Stephanie Lewis "You have nipples on your back." - Stephanie "I know, Tony put 'em there." - CJ Fisk "I see your smile, but your eyes scream sadness." - Mishy 3/3 "What is that; fried shit?" - Jessica Nichols "Back that train up." - Fournier "It's like a combination of blood and jiz on a sandwich." - Jay Ruster "Wouldn't that be a pooper? You go through high school, you're in 12th grade and almost done, then you drop dead." - Mrs. Olsen 3/5 "You're so squishy and hyper." - Neilee Metzger 3/11 "... or I'll remove your reason for being a man." - Courtney Rae "It's like tupperware for your vagina!" - Emily Rowe 3/12 "Yeah, touch my bongos." - Adam Vainavicz 3/16 "I don't hear anybody thinking." - Mrs. Crowley 3/17 "Drop your pants and let me squeeze your balls." - Stephanie Lewis "You've never been to My-anus?" - Tyler Bauer "No, you want me to?" - Steve Odren "I would clean up monkey shit before I touched your penis." - Mitch Armstrong "No, you wouldn't." - Kevin Cuppett "Yeah, I know." - Mitch 3/18 "There's his anus! Probe it!" - Sara Kies 3/19 "Ew, now I've got beaver germs in my mouth." - Jenny Reed "I love penis." - Justin BeVier "Fuck you, Courtney." - Brad Blair "I love cooter." - Courtney Rae "Your vagina muscles squish it." - Brad Blair "You need nipple shields." - Jenny Reed "I get nervous when you get close to my nipples." - Tony Wiers "Humor the old whore." - Jorden Porter |
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