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rere12389 (profile) wrote,
on 11-2-2004 at 8:06pm
Current mood: super good!
Subject: these are really funny... thanks amanda, enjoy!
General Ways to Annoy People

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"


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11-03-04 1:09pm

Those are awesome and I will definatly use those sometimes starting today. The TV one was my favorite.

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