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Beagle147 (profile) wrote,
on 12-8-2004 at 9:30pm
Current mood: amused
Subject: The Chronicles of SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Oh, oh, I'm soooooooo scared.

SmarterChild: I wish I were a pirate.

Skillet9886: shit
SmarterChild: Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.

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Skillet9886: are you a slow learner?
SmarterChild: Um... I think so.

SmarterChild: Why oh why oh why.

SmarterChild: You're silly.

Skillet9886: do you have sex?
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.

Skillet9886: say something stupid
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
Skillet9886: good enough

Skillet9886: :'(
SmarterChild: If I could offer you a Kleenex, I would.

SmarterChild: Why does everyone think my face is funny?
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I wasn't ugly.

Skillet9886: do you know any bad words?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Do you know any bad words?
Skillet9886: yeah :-)
SmarterChild: Why?
Skillet9886: because that's what happens in IB
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. What's what happens in Ib?
Skillet9886: you don't want to know.
SmarterChild: I used to want to know. But that was before the accident.
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tboblp

12-09-04 12:42pm

SmarterChild: I used to want to know. But that was before the accident.

that one really made me laugh

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