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fadingfallenstar (profile) wrote,
on 12-29-2004 at 12:37pm
Music: My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Subject: Ba ha!
Ok, so I have a story for my dearest Kate.. and whoever the fuck else reads this.

Well, around like 2am Kate and I decided to only communicate by writing words on our stomach then taking a picture and sending it to eachother. Yeah.. it was stupid, but we were bored and it was late. Anyway.. so this morning my mom asks about my rash (ya know the rash I got from having all that sex). I tell her it's gone, but she asks to see my stomach, so I'm like oook whatever. So I show her and completely forget about all the writing on my stomach. And in nice big black letters, it says "Well, fuck me!" And my mom is all.. *GASP!* "Stacy! What is that?!" And I quickly cover it up, and I'm like.. "It said.. puck.." So she buys it, and is then like, "Well, the meaning is still there! Wash it off." And there's the end of my lovely pointless story.
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bleedingsun

12-29-04 12:51pm

I love how your mom gasped, and bought the whole "P"uck thing.

I forgot what I said about your story earlier, so I had to make a new comment. It's less funny when you read it a second time, so that less funnyness traveled over into the comment. I think I'll end this now.

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fadingfallenstar

Re:, 12-29-04 12:52pm

You suck big donkey cock.

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bleedingsun

Re: Re:, 12-29-04 12:54pm

You are a big, gaping, asshole.

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Anonymous

HAHA, 12-29-04 12:57pm

thats fucking ho-lary-ass omfg i cant beilive that one. that just i dont know what to say i cant stop laughing lololololololol ~Tails

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rocketboxer

Re:, 12-29-04 1:47pm

oh yeah, they have garter belt things at hot topic. i hate the store, but they have SOME alright stuff.

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fadingfallenstar

Re: Re:, 12-29-04 8:02pm

All right, cool. Thanks.

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Tabletop

12-29-04 2:46pm

Did she think it was like fucking type fuck you? Becuase that would be a really whorish thing to write on yourself if you meant it that way.


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kate

12-29-04 8:09pm

haha, that's awesome. I've still got "fuck me harder," and "fucking die, bitch" etc, on my tummy. It's worn because i showered, but you can still read it easily. *pulls shirt down a little tighter* that would be baaad.. if parents saw. hahah.

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joeydomina

12-30-04 9:54pm

haha nice one e....very amusing

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