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serenity (profile) wrote,
on 1-17-2005 at 9:16pm
Music: My Chemical Romance - Helena
Subject: 11/5/04 - 1/11/05
11/5
"I love driving through poop steam. It's my favorite thing to do." - Matt Whetzel

"Take the condom out of my mouth!" - Stacy Cain

"I'm a fan of eating butter. Big sticks of butter." - Matt Whetzel

11/7
"The word 'penetrate' makes me giggle." - Justine Gunneson

"I'm so slow, it takes me 2 hours to watch 60 minutes." - Jake Mellema

11/9
"They have a clown college, I'm sure they have a mermaid underwater safety college." - Emily Rowe

11/16
"Hot european sex.. in Canada!" - Liz Arteki

11/19
"I wish you were God." - Ron Wheaton

11/20
"I'm worth like 8 sheep at least." - Ron Wheaton

11/29
"I pooped like 3 times today and I was like, 'it that normal?'" - Courtney Weir

12/3
"I spank people constantly. It's like my way of saying hello." - Becky Visser

12/13
"I'm not a weiner sucker!" - Stacy Cain

12/20
"My CD player broke, I know what I'm asking for for Christmas: porno." - Jake Mellema

12/23
"That stuff was gay, my ass hurt." - Jay Ruster

"You just made me think of donkey balls." - Jay

"The kinda loose donkey butthole you can stick a golf ball in." - Jay

"The simple things in life, like floppy balls." - Jay

12/27
"I don't want to wake up with someone drooling on my boobs." - Brittany Toft

1/5
"I spray myself in oatmeal." - Ben Birk

"A girl can get high, it doesn't mean she's a lesbian." - Courtney Lallo

1/7
"I was just talking about eating rocks. I guess it got me excited." - Neilee Metzger

1/11
"My lips were just stuck in the vagina." - Liz Thorington
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anachronism

01-18-05 7:14am

Haha, mine are both about cocks.. I rock hxc style.

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paintedonmymemory

01-18-05 4:08pm

Haha, great. Nice quotes. :o)

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liz

09-29-05 8:23pm

I do so througholy enjoy hot european sex in canada.

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