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| wildthing (profile) wrote, on 2-2-2005 at 5:10pm | |
| Subject: funny card |
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| Moneys short Times are hard, heres your fuckin christmas card: It was the night b4 christmas and all throught the house everybody felt shitty, even the mouse, Mom at the whore house dads smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter out on the lawn i saw a big dick i knew in a moment it must be saint nick, He came down the chimmey like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fucker had fell he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He rose up the chimmey with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew my chimmey apart He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a good night! Ha i thought it was funny. :D |
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