Macaw

Loud, colorful and majestic!

Archconservative,

You are a big CONSERVATIVE.

You're a LOCUTUS

You are the quintessential borg drone. Thanks to the memories you have you will serve as an invaluable part of the Collective's victory over the quadrent even if you are abducted. We predict you're information will allow the collective to destroy 49 out of a fleet of 50 ships that the Federation sends at us.

Martin Luther

"Here I stand; I can do no otherwise. God help me. Amen!"

You're Martha Stewart!

I think your the anti-christ.

The Rascally Unshaven Rogue

Everybody loves a rebel, and the unshaven rogue is no exception. With your mannish stubble, sly expression, and sinful proficiency with a weapon, you have a way with women unmatched by any other, not even Shaft or James Bond.

Regular Tom

Nice Going! No Deviations in either direction, way to be non extremists. (However if you wouldn't eat this.... you probably don't deserve this rate)

Spatial

Thinks in pictures. Has a good sense of object placement and fitting in 2D or 3D space. Artistic.

Cyborg

Part human, part robot. Make up your mind, for goodness' sake.

G.I. Joe

Maybe you should think about hooking up with Demi Moore and she can be your "G.I. Jane"

Murphy

Data

You Are Forced Confinement

In solitude your victims know no peace. In freedom they often find madness.

Allison Reynolds

A mysterious female character cloaked in darkness that decides to come to detention because she has nothing better to do.

Zapp Brannigan

You have somehow managed to climb to the top. You are not very intelligent and you are wimpy. Plus most people despise you.