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kreyz (profile) wrote,
on 3-9-2005 at 5:44pm
Current mood: Apathetic... If I wasn't so lethargic...
Music: Usher - Lovers and Friends ft. Ludacris and Lil' Jon
Well, Work sucked as usual. I had to vacuum the window sills and get the dead insects outta them bitches. I wasn't gonna complain about it, cuz I never do... and cuz it isn't groundskeepers work. Around 1115 I decided to go find someone and vent. I also had to help the other three groundskeepers with shoving a heater in a dumpster. We had to flip the bitch over, and shove the heater in the dumpster while it was still up on the ledge, and lifting that heater was a bitch. But it got done in about 15 minutes tops... I am not that strong of a guy, but I think my contribution kinda helped quite a bit.

I don't know how Sam does it, but he takes any water heater he's replacing and drags the bitch to a dumpster at the way end of the apartment complex BY HIMSELF! What, is he taking roids or something? Fuck, man. Hes gonna kill himself he continues doing that. Thats why I don't ever overexert myself, cuz I think that I'll live longer if i don't. Keep in mind I still do throw my weight around, though.

Well, I came to a decision with what i'm gonna start doing with my extra segments and that is that after my concert is when i'm gonna start doing my segments. So far, I have:

STORY TIME BITCH!
rAndOm vEntIng

and thats about it...Hopefully the faithful readers, stalkers and myself will come up with more ideas, possibly random links or something, I don't know, but you people out there have a deadline...

I am dying to try out this new bracket system I came up with, which will be strictly for the juggalos, and it will take for fucking ever. But it worth the wait for the finish.

This is the idea... over the years, ICP has accomplished so much and have met a lot of people. So where I come in is that I will do some research on the people they've met, known, and toured with. Then I will write these names down, and start up the juggalo random fight bracket. What is the JRFB, you ask? Simple explanation. In the past three years, www.gamefaqs.com had done a summer bracket tournament to see who is the most popular video game character, according to the fans of Gamefaqs... Granted more people are thinking "which of these 2 would win in a fight" when they shouldn't for the Gamefaqs tournament... They ARE going to for mine. But thats not just the twist... theres quite a few...

First twist is who would win in a street fight/wrestling match/what the fuckever...

The second twist is the way that the brackets are set up. Theres no set way. They all rely on the roll of a die... a 6 sided die that I will roll will determine what kind of match there will be...

1= 1 on 1
2= 2 on 2
3= 3 on 3
4= 1 on 1 on 1
5= 2 on 2 on 2
6= 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1

Then how they are determined is simple. I take the whole fucking stack (which consists of scratch paper that has specific names for each type of match on them), and THROW IT UP IN THE AIR! Then for the right amount of names needed, i will close my eyes and pick them... these are the selected motherfuckers for the deemed fight.

Then the third twist is how long people have to vote for their selectant... with a Different die...The ol' 20-sided D&D die. Whatever this die lands on will determine how long the battle will ensue. Whoever of the selected has the most votes will continue to the next bracket...

BUT theres yet another twist. Lets say you decide your pick... IE Shaggy 2 Dope. and hes fighting Bizzy Bone... You have to say why you think that Shaggy would fuck up Bizzy... you cant say "I choose Shaggy cuz I think hes a cutie" Because that just says you're an obsessive idiot and your vote is cast aside. Make sense with your reason.

In the result of a tie, they both win, and go into the next bracket... If theres more than 2 combatants and only 2 get a tie, then the two who tie continue, and the third one is defeated...

And the fourth, and final twist... You know how normal brackets have this?

ICP vs. Bizzy & Wish Twiztid vs. Blaze & ABK
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__Bizzy & Wish _ vs. _ Blaze & ABK

FUCK THAT SHIT! This is the twist! The next bracket is chosen at fucking RANDOM! BACK TO THE THROWING THE STACK IN THE AIR!

This shit continues basically until theres a winner.

but heres the bust. Before I start this, I want about maybe 25-50 people in on this, and to pick thier favorite who they think is gonna win it all the way. To ensure one winner, they can't pick someone that is already picked. And whoever is the winner gets to have a basket of Psy shit, courtesy of myself, and a hug or a handshake with a piece of paper certificate bearing that they were the winner of the first JRFB.

Oh yeah, i almost forgot, there will also be a LOSERS bracket which will be done after the winners have their deal.. So that way everyone who lost gets a second chance... but in the losers bracket, you lose again, you're gone for good, paper to the burning barrel...

Sound cool? tell your juggalo homies, and spread the word, see if they're down for free shit...

thats all for now, i'll prolly update later... but keep in the ideas...

Peace n Chicken Grease

-Kreyz McKormik
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squish322

03-09-05 7:08pm

i remember you tellin me about that

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deathstalka

03-09-05 11:33pm

Sounds like a good idea to me.

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kreyz

03-10-05 12:54am

you just like the "free stuff" idea

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Anonymous

This is Jess, 03-10-05 1:25am

I think it's an interesting idea i suppose. I don't know how involved i would get cuz i'm not really into those kind of games or anything but it might be fun. we'll have to wait and see...

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kreyz

Re: This is Jess, 03-10-05 7:07am

Babe... its free shit...

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