The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | not regularly |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | lol yes i have so many friends to party with in merrimack lol |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | nope |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | prolly around 20 |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | no im a good kid |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | not me lol |
Do you steal?: | noo |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | i dont think so |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | like physically drool? no lol |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | yes i do |
Do you ever watch the News?: | when im wathcing for a snowday lol |
Do you even care about world issues?: | some |
Do you read books often?: | sometimes |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | nope |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | i used to :( |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | nope |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | i used to |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | i guess so |
Do you cuss a lot?: | no...i think it makes you look ignorant and dying for attention or soemthing |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | ...not really |
Are you intelligent?: | at times |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick?: | oh everyday lol |
Black eyeliner?: | yeah |
Black eyeshadow?: | no |
Black trenchcoat?: | no |
Black boots?: | no |
Black fishnets?: | no |
Black nail polish?: | i have some |
Cigarettes?: | lol no |
Heavy metal music?: | nohpe |
Marilyn Manson?: | lol wow im sucha loser no |
Kittie?: | nope |
Cradle of Filth?: | nope |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | lol no? |
Do you like to be seen as: | ?? |
Are you an intellectual?: | not so much |
An atheist?: | agnostic |
Horrible home life?: | lol no |
Hopelessly depressed?: | nope not me |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | yeah no... |
Self-mutilation?: | no |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid?: | lol no |
Big black boots?: | no |
Mohawk?: | not lately lol |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | that i am |
Wild hair colors?: | no |
NOFX?: | no |
Rancid?: | no |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | not many |
A: | A to u too |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ?: | it was 142 in eighth grade |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | i hate wathcing em |
Play a lot of sports?: | no im lazy |
Talk a lot about sports?: | lol no |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | i prefer sitting on my ass |
Are you arrogant?: | whos gunna admit to that? |
Are you a male or female whore?: | lol both..no... |
Are you homophobic?: | no! |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | noo |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | o yes ofcourse |
Boobs = yes?: | YES! lol wtf? |
Parties = yes?: | why not |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | i guess on makeup...not too much tho |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | sort of...i started running |
How much did you lose?: | 5 pounds... |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no...i couldnt not eat |
Make yourself throw up?: | ive done it before when i was sick |
Make-up?: | yep |
Low-cut tops?: | not many |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | full A small B (its sad) |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | i wouldnt know if i didnt realize it |
Giggle a lot?: | i laugh...not giggle |
What's the deal with boys?: | im not sure what the deal is lol |
Thongs?: | no one wnats to see that on me |
Pretty bras?: | sure |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | i like cosmo |
Who's the weaker sex?: | hermaphrodites |
Are you a feminist?: | not really lol |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | yes i do |
How often do you shave your legs?: | like every other day in the winter and everyday in the warmer seasons |
How about your armpits?: | i have like 3 and ahalf hairs but i shave them |
Are you emotional?: | noo |
Especially when on your period?: | noo |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance?: | somewhere in between |
Independence or Companionship?: | companionship i guess |
Stability or Freedom?: | or those eveb opposites? |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | i dont get it |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | extrovert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | in between |
Unique or Loved?: | u can be unique and loved |
Understood or Individual?: | both |
You or Them?: | you? lol |