how to make your child a four to five year old version of Jet Li from unleashed!

As I was writing up the previous entry there was a commercial adveritising "The Little Gym" in Charlottesville. One segment of the commercial was little kids doing karate. I want to adopt an asian child and put them in that class, keep them in a dog house with a chain 'round their neck, and prod it all the time. I just think that a small version of Jet Li would be so badass.