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fatman (profile) wrote,
on 7-11-2005 at 4:08pm
List 5 reasons you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud of how big a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the same.

1. I check the internet (email, lj) more than i watch tv.

2. I play D&D

3. I will play any videogame on the planet

4. I know almost every song I own by heart

5. WoW is my crack

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Anonymous

07-11-05 6:17pm

What about Kiel? He's a dork...

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jessa_lynne

even though i am not on the dork list:, 07-12-05 2:50am

1. i actualy think the kids that work in my local mall's hot topic are cool. in fact, i want to work there, and i want to be friends with them.

2. kinda of goes with the first one, but i hang out aimlessly at the mall so much that the employees of hot topic know my name and my musical taste and will go out of there way to order merchandise that i will buy.

3. i am overly sentimentaly attached to every person that i've dated or even had a crush on, to the extent that i keep mementos of them and can easily cry over them. in fact, i dated george smith for about two weeks in the fifth grade, and i think of him every single time i see the movie titanic because we saw it together, and it gives me insane nostolgia.

4. when i was twelve i set a personal goal to read every single classical novel, and i read so many that in high school we only read two novels that i hadn't already read, and those were in my AP class senior year.

5. i know every word to the following movies: pretty woman, dirty dancing, say anything, sixteen candles, the breakfast club, edward siscorhands, and eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (the last movie i actually got the name for my daughter from).

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fatman

Re:, 07-12-05 2:55am

I wondered if you stole it from that movie! How's life been since you popped?

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jessa_lynne

Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:17am

okay. crazy. boring. a million things. i don't know what i'm going to feel like from one minute tp the next. my baby is great. so far she has my eyes, which i really am happy about. she's almost nine pounds now, and she's really cute, but also an enormous responsiblity, one i'm not always sure i can handle. marty and i are doing pretty well, i guess, but having a baby and being newlyweds is hard on any couple. i'm pretty lonely now that i don't work and i live so far away from everyone. i've pretty much lost touch with everyone, sans avid woohu members and my family. i don't know. it's strange. i'm in a place that i never would have guessed i would have been if you asked me freshman year. i guess i'm sort of worried that i'm becoming someone else, and it's not growing up, it's out and out losing my identity. blah. that's a slightly longer answer than you must have expected, huh?

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fatman

Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:23am

Nothing less than I would have expected from you, lest you pointed me in the direction of your woohu. I am concerned, however, with the lack of Napoleon Dynamite on your list of movies. Is it just too new for you to have memorized yet? If you're curious as to how life's been treating this fat kid, the previous and rather depressing post has absolutly everything I've done in the past few months in it, save beating the shit out of anorexia with a roast pig on the 4th of July. Yeah, I got a shirt for it.

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jessa_lynne

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:35am

i saw that movie once, and i didn't think it was that great. i guess the hype was just too much for me. i'll give it a second chance if you say it's worth it. you know what, i think that if we had meet later in life, or maybe if i had just stayed in muskegon, that we would be together right now. i have more in common with you than anyone that i've ever been with. who knows, maybe in another life. but after marty gives me the boot, you my first phone call. har har har.

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fatman

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:39am

As for the movie, I think it's hysterical. As for the later in life thing, spilt milk, I think. I would, however, have to say the same for you. But I really, don't think that Marty is gonna give me the boot...I'm just too good, ya know? lol!

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jessa_lynne

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:43am

too good indeed. and who is marty to give anyone the boot anyway?

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fatman

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:44am

I really don't have any idea. I'm just used for the sex.

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jessa_lynne

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:45am

well i suppose there are worse things to be used for. salve labor, for example.

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jessa_lynne

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:46am

blast. i meant slave.

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fatman

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 07-12-05 3:47am

Well...

...you know how Marty gets...

...we'll leave it at that.

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