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| serenity (profile) wrote, on 5-3-2007 at 10:52pm | |
| Current mood: Exhausted Subject: March and April 2007 |
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| 3/2 "Sorry, I'm feeling your apple." - Kate 3/9 "Let's have a taco-nightie party." - Brittany 3/10 "You think they're aliens?" - Kate "I was thinking more like they're filming a porn." - Brittany "I want to go to school as the Michelin man." - Prudy 3/30 "If I saw Ola today, she'd be in my bag." - Prudy "Of course they know we speak English, we have a black guy with us." - Prudy 4/11 "My tongue is not going into that kid's mouth." - Prudence "Your relationship has moved up a level. You went from bestiality to murder." - Kate 4/15 "My host mother doesn't want to kill me, she just likes butter." - Kate "I can handle money when I'm drunk, high, or having sex." - Jeraldina (Mexico) 4/16 "Save me from the metrosexuals." - Prudy "What does he hate?" - Kate "Penetration." - Allie (Canada) "I shaved my pubes this morning." - Malcolm (USA) "Prudy's cute when she talks about cannibalism." - Brittany "What your nuts, Prudy's out to get them." - Prudence 4/18 "Why is the vaginal disease girl volunteering here?" - Allie "You know, I get the feeling Asians know what they're doing." - Laurence (Canada) "Your legs are your future: open them and accept." - Prudence 4/20 "If makes you want to rub your body against a Hungarian boy." - Kara (Australia) "What would it be like to be married to Malcolm?" - Prudy "Lots of sex." - Brittany 4/21 "Let's just say I'd be happy if I was dead right now." - Rebecca (Australia) "If you have the choice to kill a cobra or China, kill China." - Œmigiel (Poland) "You should get a tattoo of a camera on your ass." - Allie "We're not alcoholics, we're not very interesting." - Rebecca "Period. Period. Period. Oh my god, hot French guy." - Prudence 4/22 "Why don't you take a hike to New Zealand?" - Brittany "Because I don't screw sheep." - Prudy 4/24 "[If I had a dog,] I'd name him Buttons or Carlos." - CJ (Bermuda) "Sexual frustration, I love that." - CJ "To save the world, we need to get Adam to wack off." - CJ 4/26 "CJ dulled down my question mark with his period." - Prudence "[Polish wine:] they just drop a grape into a bottle of vodka." - Prudy 4/27 "He thinks I want a nymphomanic pedophilic husband." - Prudy 4/29 "I'm a natural shit factory." - Malcolm |
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