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| angel_bob (profile) wrote, on 12-12-2008 at 10:13pm | |
| Subject: I hate Windows |
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| Me: Hey, I wanna play this game with my 360 controller. Windows: Oh okay. Me: This game says it's the coolest with the controller. Windows: Mmhmm. Me: It says it does rumble. Windows: Yes. Me: So, I'm gonna plug it in...and you should...see it right? Windows: Sure. Me: Okay, it's there. Windows: I'm not seeing it. Me: Well, it's there. Windows: Still not seeing it. Me: Let me unplug it and I'll put it back in. Windows: Uh no. Nothing. Me: Um. So. Do you need a driver or something for this? Windows: I'm not quite sure. Me: Can you check? Windows: No. Me: Well, I'm going to ask Google. He always knows. Windows: I can wait. Me: He says you do. Windows: Okay. Me: I went to your website and you just wanted me to buy a controller. Windows: Well, yeah. You need one to play the game. Me: Yeah, well. I have one right here. Remember? It's plugged in. Windows: Oh. Yeah. I can't see it though. Me: Right. Windows: Right. Me: So, I'm going to go ask Google again. Maybe he knows a better place. Windows: Okay. Me: He told me to go to your website again. Windows: Yeah, it's probably there. Me: Well, the link they sent me to? It doesn't work. Windows: Huh. Me: So. I'm going to look around a little. Windows: Okay. Me: Why isn't it on the page with the controller? You know. Under related topics or links or whatever. Windows: Shrug. Me: Huh. Windows: ... Me: Oh well I'm going to go to this product download link. Windows: Mmhmm. Me: Why do you need to know what I'm downloading it for? I told you on that other page. Windows: I forgot. Me: ... Windows: I can't see it. I forgot. Me: ... Windows: ... Me: Okay, well it's downloading. Windows: What? Me: A driver or something. I don't know. It's downloading. Windows: Okay. Me: Why is it going to take five minutes? Windows: I don't know. Me: Okay. Windows: ... Me: Well, it's done. Windows: Okay. Me: So, it's installing. Windows: Okay. Me: You know, my OS came out after the 360. Windows: Yeah. Me: So why didn't you just include the driver with the OS? Windows: I don't know. Me: I have a lot of useless stuff from you already. Why didn't you just include it? Windows: I don't know. Me: Okay it's done. Windows: Okay. Me: Why the hell do you always want me to restart? The light is lit up. Why do I have to restart? Windows: I don't know. Me: Bill Gates doesn't even know why I have to restart. Windows: Well...we don't talk anymore. Me: Huh. Well, I'm not restarting. Windows: Okay. Me: I'm going to go play my game now. Windows: We'll see... Me: Wait. Windows: What? Me: Why's the program still there? Windows: Which one? Me: The one I installed the driver with. Windows: I don't know. Me: Why couldn't you just delete it after it installed? Windows: I don't know. Me: And what's this Windows Update thing? Windows: Hm? Me: You just installed the driver and already you need to fix it. Windows: Well... This is an update just for you. Me: You couldn't just put the latest version on your website? Windows: No. Me: You asked me what OS I was using. Windows: Yes. Yes I did. Me: So. You could have just the latest one for my OS there. On that special page. For me. Windows: Yeah. Me: Huh. Windows: Yeah. Me: You want me to restart again. Windows: Yeah. Me: Fine. Windows: See you later. Me: Whatever. |
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michellestar | 12-12-08 11:23pm Did you write that? I pretty much love you. |
Angel_Bob | Re:, 12-13-08 12:53am Yes. Yes I did.
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phil-himself | 12-13-08 2:57am I really haven't had any problems with vista on my machine, but again I am running a high end machine and in vista 64 bit. My old machine hated vista 64 bit so i can understand your complaints. |
skife | 12-13-08 3:03am i've never had an issue like that with windows xp |
taoman1121 | 12-13-08 12:06pm Haha, your Windows sounds like a depressed stoner. I think you could write a new Mac commercial with that material. :-) |
jes | 12-14-08 1:39pm Haha, I love it! I totally understand how you feel. Both our computers are pieces of shit that we spend more time re-starting than we actually spending using. |
windedhero | 12-15-08 11:01am I loved reading this. :)
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