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bobsaget (profile) wrote,
on 1-25-2009 at 8:02pm
Subject: do it.
Guess what movie the quotes are from without using google/imdb.
Once you guess it, i'll put your name next to the quote. :D


1.) Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks. JUSTINE

2.) Some people were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people dance. JUSTINE

3.) It's better to help people then garden gnomes. JUSTINE

4.) King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! JUSTINE

5.) If we don't stand up for the kooks, who will?

6.) If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed.

7.) Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

8.) We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom. JUSTINE

9.) You know what? F*** beauty contests. Life is one f***ing beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... F*** that. And f*** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and f*** the rest. ANDY

10.) The Sphinxes eyes stay closed, until someone who does not feel his own worth tries to pass by. JUSTINE

11.) Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? JUSTINE

12.) Follow them size five's!

13.) This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged. JUSTINE

14.) I like this job - I like it!

15.) Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

16.) You, Mr Talman. And you too, Sgt Carlino.

17.) You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. JUSTINE

18.) I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.

19.) Who spit in her bean curd? JUSTINE

20.) Miguel, he's a ruthless war-horse, not a poodle!
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01-26-09 2:20pm

9 is Little Miss Sunshine

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01-26-09 4:15pm

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (I've seen that with you).

2. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (I've seen this with you, too).

3. Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain (Oh, hey. We've seen this together as well...)

4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Hahahahahahahahaha!

8. Garden State.

10. The Neverending Story?

11. Beeltejuice.

13. Everything Is Illuminated.

17. The Princess Bride.

19. Mulan.

Heeeeellz yeah. I cleaned that up.

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Re:, 01-26-09 4:23pm

I can't believe I didn't get number twelve. I want to kill myself.

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