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outsyder18 (profile) wrote, on 8-25-2009 at 11:47pm | |
Subject: Best Text Messages |
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(971): I have two black x marks on my hands. (503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here' (971): damnit I wish I could remember that. (330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome (508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? (1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets. (724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am. (714): we're chasing vodka with high fives (559): Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster. (310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week." (704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's. (919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad (541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests (404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you? (303): We took shots in honor of Shark Week. |
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