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adiosesposito (profile) wrote,
on 5-14-2003 at 11:06pm
Music: arab on radar-birth control blues
"We are proud to announce the recipient of these year's award. It usually is a tough process to pick the best out of a long list of well qualified canidates, but this year was different. One kid stood head and shoulders above the rest. One kid demonstrated unmatched profiency in this field. One kid was the most worthless kid of the year.

What hasn't this kid done this year to deserve this honor? After a great rookie performance last year, he entered the year with a chance to be the most worthless. And boy, did this kid take advantage of this chance. His work as a music nazi this year was stellar. His lack of self-confidence was awe-inspiring. His ability to whine to his friends time after time almost brought tears to judges eyes. This kid makes being worthless an art form.

But what sets this kid apart from other deserving canidates? Well, loook no further than the last month's experiences. In less than 30 days, he managed to alienate one of his friends. He managed to get his ass kicked by a group of lizzie mcguire lovers. His crotch region was punched not once, not twice, but three times by his 7 year old cousin. And to top it off, he managed to look like a total fool when it comes to women. By attaching an idea of a perfect girl to a certain female, he managed to like a girl. And what does he do to get this girl? He tells his friends about it, which gets spread to kids who weren't his friends, which gets spread to the girl herself. He proceeds to make a mockery out of his life by contnuing to talk about her in school and in his online journal. Finally, after all this time, he realizes that the girl doesnt like him and probably thinks he's a stalker. To get a girl you like to think you are a stalker, even when you aren't, well, that takes some skill. His name will probably go down in the history of the world biggest waste of oxygen ever. We can only hope. So we are proud to announce this year's winner of Most Worthless Kid of the year, the one, the only, Drew Rosensweig. Give him a round of applause."
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paris

05-14-03 11:13pm

I've done worse. Don't worry, if messing up with a girl is the worst thing you do in high school you'll have had a good time.

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twister10

05-14-03 11:44pm

Hey, if those are the reasons for why you get the award, then I think I deserve that just as much as you do.



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xNo_Substancex

05-14-03 11:49pm

Okay Drew. I don't normally post on your journal, becuase I usually see you to talk about it the next day. But I must correct you; no matter how you portray yourself, your portrayal in my eyes is that of one of the few kids at our school.....fuck it, this town that actually posesses worth. Hearing you call yourself worthless is not only lying, it's practically blasphemy.

WARNING: If your name is not Drew Rosensweig, I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped reading at the end of this paragraph. I am sure that there are some more productive things you could be doing with your time, such as looking at child porn or doing homework. With that said, I shall begin.

People mess up. It's a fact of life that we must all come to terms with. So far this year, I have made half of my friends into strangers due to unknown circumstances that I'm sure are my own fault, I have made enemies with an entire cult of pseudo-anarchists, I've made an ass out of myself on several random occasions, and to top it all off, I, too, have been guilty of the music nazi traits. I'm guilty of much more that I can't even think of right now.

You, on the other hand, have, despite everything you might have listed, been a great friend to many people(to myself included, even when I didn't do a great job of returning the favor), actually done well in school, written some amazing stuff, and, above all, stayed true to who you were, regardless of what people thought. On top of that, you made people laugh countless times, and not by reading your t-shirt aloud.

Does that really make you worthless? With kids like Brad and Tom and most of the other kids in our classes running around, it's really hard to group you in with people who are "worthless". But of course, remember, don't label brad worthless, he'll label himself.

What haven't you done? You've never done cowardly anonymous posts in people's journals. You've never liked people simply because of their social status, regardless of what people may say. You never fed anyone insincere one-line bullshit attempts to gain others' pity. You were up front and honest with most everything, including the fact that you liked this girl.

As for girls; at the risk of sounding sexist, what's the point? They can be good/bad people just the same as anyone else, but such ordeals as the one you experienced most always lead to what you're going through right now. I gave up on this a while ago. The fact that you failed in this instance does not make you worthless at all.

Why stop at girls? People in general posess the same guilt without any exclusions. This includes anyone who reads this, hates this, loves this, never sees this, or types this. The people who told people who had nothing to do with your "relationship"(for lack of a better word) with this girl obviously had nothing better to do than to spread rumors in hopes of gaining a higher social status for themselves. Rumors, if I understand this correctly, are what killed this. I bet the person who told other people(s) about this were wearing the biggest smiles imaginable when speaking, and I'll bet the person who told you this girl didn't like you was wearing the same smile. People live to watch other people suffer, and that doesn't reflect a positive or negative opinion of you in their eyes at all; it's just their own petty craving for attention.

I probably left out a lot of stuff in this, but here's what I'm saying in a nutshell. Considering the state of humanity today, it's hard to picture you any more worthless than the next person. Hearts, man. Stuff will play in your favor soon enough.
-Cary

PS. Arab on Radar fucking owns.

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Anonymous

05-14-03 11:53pm

I think the Most Worthless Kid of the Year commitee totally overlooked me. I am waaaay more worthless than you, and you know it.

-A.J.

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4thReich

05-16-03 3:53pm

im not worthless. so i wont claim to be in an effort to make you feel better, like some others have. i just want to say that there are more worthless people in life than you. such as Jeff Corwin. and i agree with "paris", that if this is the worst thing that is going to happen to you, then your gonna have a pretty good life.

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Anonymous

Re:, 05-16-03 4:06pm

I'm not claiming to be to make drew feel better. I think I've clearly proved my worthlessness many times, in my journal, as well as others. Its a fact, not an opinion

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