The movie "Downfall" was about Hitler
It starred Christian Berkel who is in the upcoming movie Valkyrie with Tom Cruise who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
That means everyone in Hollywood is at most 9 degrees from Hitler.
Why is it that rendering a song in Mario Paint makes it so much cooler to me?
Seriously, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers song on Mario Paint is one of the coolest things I've seen in weeks. That's understandable though, because it takes two awesome things from my childhood.
But why am I so enraptured by the Tetris theme? I mean, it was already in a video game, hearing it played by a different video game shouldn't make any difference. But it does. I love it.
Me
I once dreamed of being a great man. A hero to humanity.
But what has humanity done to deserve my greatness? NOTHING.
So that is why I withhold my greatness.
I don't know what it would take at this point humanity. Maybe some flying cars or something? Get back to me.
So I've been watching the view on youtube for like the last hour. Since it's youtube, I can just watch the political/religious parts, and it's pretty much the same as crossfire - 50 iq points. Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg are the intellectuals of the show.
Anyway, the point of the story is that Elizabeth Hasselbeck is an evil person.
*Edit*
Ok, so I just read the comments on youtube, and apparently everyone loves her.
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2007 22 November :: 7.38 pm
:: Music: Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
I swear to god I will burn the building down.
*EDIT*
Seriously though, FUCK COASTERS! You have a table for putting things on, but that can't get ruined, so you put a tablecloth on it, then you can't let the tablecloth get wet, so you have a coaster. Jesus Christ, all this work when you could have just put it on the fucking floor to begin with. If setting something down on a table is harder than just bending over, the table is fucking worthless to me.
so yeah, I'm still alive and shit, I just don't have the internet.
So what's new? I have a job, a girlfriend, and a place to live, so that's pretty cool.
Anyway, if you have some super cool thing, and you make a facebook post about it and everything, and you want me to be there, you're really gonna have to call me.
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2007 6 April :: 7.01 am
:: Music: Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't
I need to stop chain smoking.
Every line is about who I don't wanna write about anymore.
I hope you come down with something
they can't diagnose, don't have the cure for
