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:: 2013 19 August :: 12.32am
:: Music: New Slaves

I wish I was worse at appreciating art so I didn't have to think this was pretty great music. Fucking Kanye and his talent, making people that hate him like his music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT3swdCJrrg

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:: 2013 21 April :: 3.04pm

It was a 4/20 miracle!
So last night on the way home from a party in saranac with my girlfriend, Stacey, I ran out of gas. We were about 2 miles from a gas station, but it was 1 at night and we were in the middle of nowhere (the wrong side of 12 mile and lincoln lake road) so we started walking. I expect Stacey to complain because it is all my fault but she's a fucking trooper and never said a negative word. Anyway, we get maybe a half mile down the road, with me holding out my gas can for everyone who passed us to see, before we see brake lights. Our savior was in a red truck, and his name was Mike. Before we get another half mile, Mike asks if we smoke. We say hell yes, and he passes us a bowl. Stacey starts talking about how lame the party we came from was (we basically all sat around calling people trying to get dope all night) and the guy gives us a little bag with about a gram in it. He gets us to the gas station and back, and our night was a million times better.

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:: 2013 23 January :: 9.41pm
:: Music: Jonathan Coultan - Nobody loves you like me

If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak
I'm supposed to feel bad but I don't anymore
only when you remind me

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:: 2013 17 January :: 7.10pm
:: Music: Blink 182- Blowjob

I wasn't masturbating I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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:: 2012 13 December :: 9.46pm

You know what?
Call me maybe still makes me smile.
And I am not ashamed to admit this.

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:: 2012 28 November :: 8.28am

If I win the powerball I'm gonna build a Millennium Falcon
so I hope you're rooting for me.

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:: 2012 15 November :: 10.34am
:: Music: SURFIN BIRD

Let's go to hell together
It might not make a lot of sense at first, just bear with me until about :40.

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:: 2012 12 November :: 4.24am

I'm still surprised you can be born in the 90's.

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:: 2012 5 November :: 7.59pm

VOTE
This country is screwed up on so many levels you need to fight two bosses to see them all.

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:: 2012 3 November :: 9.30am

The best is yet to come and babe won't it be fine.
You think you've seen the sun but you ain't seen it shine.

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:: 2012 22 October :: 10.52pm

I said hey
what's going on?

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:: 2012 2 September :: 1.52pm

Your love is one in a million
You couldn’t buy it at any price.

But of the 9.999 hundred thousand other loves,
Statistically, some of them would be equally nice.

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:: 2012 1 August :: 10.49am

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:: 2012 29 July :: 9.24pm
:: Music: Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk

My life is a lot like Kevin Spaceys in that American Beauty movie. All I do is smoke pot, work out, work a shitty job and try to bang Mena Suvari.

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poisonedheart

:: 2012 23 June :: 5.46pm

Interviewing for my first "real" job on monday, full range of insurance, paid vacation, sick leave, "competitive salary" (the average in this job is $65k a year around here).

I am so excited, but terrified that all of a sudden I'll have to be a real adult.

Trail of blood...

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