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:: 2004 25 February :: 10.06 am
:: Mood: mildly interested
:: Music: who knows

I see *nods head wisely*
Well, I just came back from an interesting conversation with a cat. She was a hungry black cat who belongs to the next door people. So We got to conversing with eachother and she spoke of her life and her thoughts on today's wordly issues.
Anyway, last night my little brother was attempting to breed fish using only a plastic baggie and a soggy toilet paper roll.
WELL...I have nothing else important to say so...goodbye
And that concludes our broadcast day.

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:: 2004 19 February :: 10.15 am
:: Mood: lonely
:: Music: Figured you out by Nickelback

you know nothing of misery
A girl asked her guy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. Again he said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away He again said no. She'd heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "you're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

*sniff sniff*
Next subject. KuJo stopped contacting me on monday. I'll be waiting for Tuesday patiently for the rest of my life.

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:: 2004 15 February :: 8.53 pm
:: Mood: annoyed

Yeeehaw! *swings rope* howdy buckeroos and buck-ettes. *ahem* okay, now that that's outta my system

what possibly could have distracting me from humbera humm..

"here comes the thikkaman*

noway! check it out, the cheat! its the the thikkaman!
Hey thikka-
"hey kids!"
can we have some?
"yeah ok"
thanks thikkaman!
"yeah...shut up kids"
(8) there goes the thikkaman(8)
so, you can see why i got distracted. I'd like to see you stay on task when you're starin' down the barrel of a loaded Thikkaman. I don't care what your doin. No one can resist. Anyways, I'm gonna go try and find some of that Technochocolate. That stuff sounds a-prettypretty good!

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates, The Pope
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bill Clinton
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Militant Vegans
Circle VII Burning Sands

The New York Yankees
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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:: 2004 11 February :: 8.26 am
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: b3ta Woo!

huh...thats three people who have complimented me on my eyes...why all the lies? *gasp* this lady who was a new teacher here said that when I walked up to her and smiled and talked to her, she said it was like a gift from God that she would meet such a person as me *laughs* she said my eyes show true kindness and compassion. And that my smile was like an angel's promise *sighs* She told me "I hope the Lord lets us cross paths again soon" well, she was very nice to tell me these things but I dont think they are true.
Suzanna said she was jealous of my eyes.
She even went so far as to call me pretty. woah! I was like dude, you don't need to lie. Im alright with who/what ever the heck i am. la de da. dont worry. be happy. oh! I have a good song to that stupid singing fish bass or whatever the heck its called. "Yeah Im a freakin fish and Im so freakin annoying. People think its funny, but its freakin not. its freakin irritating and is a gushing slot"
ahem. ok. done. anyway, I had do...something...completely throwing together some wacked out news for Norrath.....bye! *wanders off*

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:: 2004 5 February :: 9.20 am
:: Mood: thoughtful
:: Music: music video-wakeup

sorry peeps
*stares in shock* woah. I must be the rudest, most selfish, most dumbest person on the whole dam* planet. Dang, I look back now and say "wtf?!?! who is that? that isnt me! it cant be? But it is. *sigh* I was and prolly still am I stupid selfish jerk-ette. *slaps forehead* oh Candice how can you, of all people, be so blind. The purpose of this journal entry is to say my apologies to everypeople I know. Shelby, Chels, Bibbs, Kujo, Nikki, Nate, etc. goes. Im sorry!! I really am. But Im not sure how many people will read this apology because few people stumble by my entries and I cant be on the PC during the day. only early morning.

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:: 2004 30 January :: 9.19 am
:: Mood: crazy
:: Music: Blink 182....

Hey everypeoples. I'd just like to say that lions and tigers are available for a short time in Kenya. Only in Kenya. Hurry now! their running out!.....*coughs* anyway.....I really wanted to mention my thoughts. Some people suck. Like..oh, I'll just put first initials...B(not bibbs..bibbs is cool), K, R, W, and A.

Anyway, I would also like to mention that people should spice up funerals. Seriously, I mean its your last party on earth before you get shoved in a box and thrown underground. I mean, they could have the body come down from the ceiling on wires in some strange dangling position. There would be strobe lights flashing and a disco ball and hard rock music playing while the preacher does some awesome dance onstage. There would not be any boring clothes alowed. they would only be allowed to wear crazy "out there" clothes. The only problem with that would be the mother crying out "What kind of stuff was my child involved in??!?!" lol, then the dead guy's/girl's friend would say. "great friends and no drugs!" WooT!!! sounds good ta sounds weird but I cant wait till my funeral now....j/k but seriously....*blinks* well! I'll take my leave. I'm at a friends house and she wants back on so...later muh home flys.

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:: 2004 29 January :: 7.41 pm
:: Mood: ..who...cares?
:: Music: wee

Im watching a black and white movie
huh....its funny how correct quizilla quizzes can be.

Lonliness dominates you. You can hide it well, but
its there, and your friends can see it. You
constantly feel alone, and need to do things to
fill your time. Your afraid to tell people
this, but sooner or later it gets out in a bad
way, and you think you screwed up everything.
And when you are in love is when you are sad
the most. (Please Vote)

What Emotion Dominates you?
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Your wings are BROKEN and tattered. You are
an angelic spirit who has fallen from grace for
one reason or another - possibly, you made one
tragic mistake that cost you everything. Or
maybe you were blamed for a crime you didn't
commit. In any case, you are faithless and
joyless. You find no happiness, love, or
acceptance in your love or in yourself. Most
days are a burden and you wonder when the
hurting will end. Sweet, beautiful and
sorrowful, you paint a tragic and touching
picture. You are the one that few understand.
Those that do know you are likely to love you
deeply and wish that they could do something to
ease your pain. You are constantly living in
memories of better times and a better world.
You are hard on yourself and self-critical or
self-loathing. Feeling rejected and unloved,
you are sensitive, caring, deep, and despite
your tainted nature, your soul is
breathtakingly beautiful.

*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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:: 2004 27 January :: 8.28 am
:: Mood: crushed
:: Music: David Bowie! oh yeah.

well, I have to shove myself off to school.....again...for 101th time. oh, funge.

woah, Im bleeding internally. how rare. Anyway, I'm most likely going to end up sulking from class to class, daydreaming and thinking about the crap I could do if I were worth something.
meh, well later peeps.

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:: 2004 23 January :: 5.22 pm
:: Music: Mozart and beatoven, steve!
Hey everypeoples, I would like to inform you that....I forgot...oh well!...some people thinks that strongsad is dumb and a crappy guy. I do not think so. He's sad because he is flying. Sombody get this freakin duck away from me!!! more news at 11! I saw this cartoon called Sweet Cuppin' cakes. It was a crazy cartoon. It had eh, steve in there and Z the wheel chair and some blue alien-like helicopter/cow thing who is always trying to catch a worm but never can. It's very delightful!
Coach Z: Hey, homestar. nice hippo slippers.
homestar: thanks, their elephants
Coach Z: sure they are!

Well, My friends told me to draw a poorly drawn animal and I drew a sailboat. My friends "no, an animal! not object. and I said "huh, Im pretty sure a sailboat is an animal.....isnt it?"......And I was serious. not just kidding around
....I blame it on the ibprofen and tylonal. anyway. heres another dialoge

Coach Z: I meant to tell ya the sock taped to your head is a nice touch.
Homstar: I have a sock on my head? get it off get it off get it off get it off.

Well, thats all for now. join us next week!..or maybe just tomorrow! for more action news of Norrath!

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:: 2004 21 January :: 5.43 pm
:: Mood: hyper
:: Music: carfax abbey. duh! what else? pffh

I bought some un-bananas
Duck, Duck, Goose is a fun game...until somebody falls. Then its a blast! Because that's what I did. I was wearing boots. so I fell. But it was raining. Today was just a great day. I'm healing slowly. Who knows, maybe tomorrow I'll be drawing again! I'd love that.

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:: 2004 21 January :: 8.39 am
:: Music: carfax abbey! whoot!

*jumps around*
Woah! I did not know that ibprofin could make you hyper.....*twitches* well obviously it can. and Tums taste good. Its like...candy with healing powers. haha, thats awesome. btw, in my last journal entry (which you most likely didnt read! ha! lol) I was just kidding. I am going to go back. OW! my toe *whimpers* j/k but that hurt! ouchy.

weeee! today if anybody says my name i might just turn around and say "whooo ha!" just for kicks. see what they do.

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:: 2004 16 January :: 3.19 am
:: Mood: artistic
:: Music: munah munah

well well well
*yawns* well, this is...a day. wow. Anyhow, In case you didnt read my journal entry a while back (which you didnt. HAH!) I have decided not to return to Oklahoma for quite a while. Further information concering this occurance is classified. Now, I do not mean to sound like a total b*tch but i must add, you guys sure do.
Well, I must leave. Goodbye, m8s

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:: 2004 14 January :: 5.50 pm
:: Mood: angry
:: Music: rugrats

Man, f*cking ouch!! That hurts. What a f*cking shallow jerk-off!! NOW im in a bad mood, thanks alot! I REALLY APRECIATE IT!! I was all happy and everything...f*ckin a$$hole.

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:: 2004 12 January :: 4.00 am
:: Mood: cheerful
:: Music: you really wanna know? lol, j/k

*kicks at the air*
*screams* Hi. welcome and goodbye. I thought I'd come and mention that red-heads are awesome. *smiles* and french class is awesome. anyway, I'd also like to point out that lamps dont think that fast. *hears a lamp behind her*
think fast! *throws a football at the lamp and watches it break into pieces* ooohhh.....poor lamp. *stares at it* Well! Im gonna go now and do something later! *runs away fast*

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:: 2004 12 January :: 6.40 am
:: Mood: cynical
:: Music: infomercials...yay

la de da
One time, I was the store with my grandpa. and I was all "Dude, you're old." and he's like "huh?" and so I said "You're old!" and he was all "What?" so then I was all "You're an old dude!" and he was all "Yah" so....then we bought shoes.
ANYWAY! I havent been able to email Kurosh or anything because it keeps saying "this user's inbox exceeds account limit"

*sigh* oh well. Life sux...what can ya do?
heh, It's actually quite ironic, really.hmm, I must be either severely dumb or severely weak because of how much I fight it. How much I fight the darkness but after a while it seems to close in on me. Pulling me down, telling me things to upset the depression.

There are times when I can fight it, when it goes away. But then somebody has to go and "push me down" -so to speak. Then that triggers the darkness and it comes back. Comes straight back like it was all a teasing mind game. And it probably was. and now you see how truly pathetic I am.

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