Ooohhh, my love...
I await the day when Paul Dano falls deeply in love with me and sweeps me off my feel and marries me in Finland and garnishes my bed and silk sheets with rose petals. Black ones.

leave me in the middle of the ocean
I can walk the rest of the way
Steve sent me the following when drunk, which I just got:

Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:07 AM:
darn briteny, we should hang out and get drunk sometime... your a frigggen cutie!!!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:07 AM:
ahhh sorry i just said that haha
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:07 AM:
whooops
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:07 AM:
!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:09 AM:
darn you shouldn't puke.... RAWR!!!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:09 AM:
this sucks, i wanted to hang out wioth youy!!!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:09 AM:
how about friday ahha!!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:27 AM:
i want to cuddle with you
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:27 AM:
uhhhh]
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:27 AM:
ahhhh
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:36 AM:
ummm yea... ok so what!!!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:36 AM:
i said ut!!!
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:37 AM:
tomrorow
Steve sent 8/25/2006 2:38 AM:
lets just play ground it up!!

... Cute?

And ground it up? wtf?

I have decided to quit drinking in lieu of the stupid, stupid e-mail I sent Colin while drunk. Ughhhh. No. No more.

Whenever I tell people that they give me a little laugh, pat me on the back and say "No you won't, sweetheart."

:(

I want fruit juice and a really good hug.

Fight a bitch.

In nine hours and twenty-three minutes, you'll be mine!
My days consist of the following:

- Arrive at work, open the store.
- Mid-Morning Dance Party with iPod.
- Writing for several hours with ice cream scooping intervals.
- Afternoon Dance Party with iPod.
- Drink several bottles of water.
- Read for about two hours.
- Close store.

It's not a bad job. I get minimum wage, but for what I'm doing...

And now I have discovered the glory of putting movies on my iPod!

I added Labyrinth today.

I love my life.

And I love Labyrinth.

Moreso Labyrinth.

And I am currently converting Anchorman to a format that can be read by iTunes and then I will put that bitch on my iPod.

Oh, Ron Burgandy.

Last night I dressed in a squirrel suit and stretched, as one must be limber for the squirrelathon.

I am waiting for Colin to message me, and we are considering getting webcams to have SWEET internet convos.

Good/Bad webcam experiences? Brands? Thoughts?

Poopweiner. I miss that boy.

Peace out, my Napoleons.

Drinking sucks.
Me: That didn't go very well did it.

Nikolai: No, I was eating tortillas the entire time.

I'm so indie that...
Landon. says:
A band is breaking up and having a superhero dressup show as a farewell. I'm going to wear a skinny tie, ripped jeans, and fashionable boots. When they tell me to pay full cover because I am not dressed up, I will tell them I am and my super power is being INDIE AS FUCK and then I will name like ten bands they haven't heard of to prove my prowess.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
That's incredible.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
I salute you and award you a legend point in advance.

Landon. says:
I've been stocking up my scene points to trade in for a few of those.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
It takes one hundred million.

Landon. says:
I am so indie scene points come out my pores.

Landon. says:
I AM SO INDIE I HATE THE KILLERS.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
I hate the Killers because they suck.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
But I hate BEP more!

Landon. says:
It's cooler to hate the Killers.

Landon. says:
Or Franz Ferdinand or something like that.

Landon. says:
Something that could pass off as indie to the untrained ear or the wandering faker, but in reality, is not indie enough for the chosey.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
I am so indie I listen to strange Canadian bands like The Unicorns and The Ladies and Gentlemen.

Landon. says:
I am so indie I don't even like second albums.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
I am so indie I only buy jewellery if it is under one dollar.

Landon. says:
I am so indie I won't buy jewellery, I'll make it.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
I am so indie I would rather smash vinyl than buy unused clothing.

Landon. says:
I am so indie I met Chad Kroeger.

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
I am so indie I don't listen to a band as soon as I hear it on the radio/see it on tv.

Landon. says:
"NOW DON'T MOVE ANY CLOSER, OR I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO MY PLACE AND MAKE YOU WEAR MALL CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO THE RADIO UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A BEATEN INFANT!!"

The Razer & The Venom - your arms full of lullabies, orchids and wine, your memories wrapped within paper and twine says:
You win.