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:: 2005 17 March :: 3.36 pm

ST. PATTYS DAY!!! woohu! i've had7 shots so far and i'm schedualed for a frat TONIGHT thank u mel for joining a sorority...ok...time to sober up for my prof...everyone, enjoy our nations greatest stolen holiday!


:: 2005 9 March :: 7.47 pm

THe first home grown drown lamb was born today. Its damn cute. Were expecting 2-3 more... grady is @ state convention so he didn't get to see them yet, and he'll probably be an ornery little bastard and not call us while he is he won't find out about it until he gets back. I spent the day ice fishing....froze my ass off....wait, no it's still there. i was unsuccessful, and it was unpleasant, so i'm planning on going again Saturday b/f the party @ my house. break is going well. i'm chilling w/ mel so time and i've been helping around the farm and the house a lot. it makes me feel good. I drove to school Monday night after ffa practice, caught up w/ some of my homies and enjoyed the solitude of my room. Well, i need my beauty rest, really, have you seen me? i NEED my beauty rest. hehehe...anyhow, i ship out for convention early tomorrow morning, hopefully i'll be back in time for comedy night. BLUE OYSTER CLUT... FOX FEST...SCORE!


:: 2005 9 February :: 9.04 pm

Today i witnessed a preparation H raymond look alike riding his bike. Is it ok to laugh at a person based on their appearance? Thats pretty shady. I was laughing at raymond, not him, right? Anyhow, i've got the dorm to myself this weekend. party time!!! k-t, if you don't have to work, come down and chill.

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:: 2005 22 January :: 7.39 pm

six times more boys than girls, in the united states, commit suicide. Reach out to whom ever you can. GIve aid whenever you can. not just to ur friends. Give ur attention, make people feel valuable. these are rules i have been trying to live my life by. from today on i will just try to live my life with more warmth for every being.


:: 2005 18 January :: 3.27 am
:: Mood: sleepy
:: Music: melissa snoring

well. long time old friend. i've been avoiding this place, like a hint of innocent joy in a stand up comedianís life. alas, my inability to successfully achieve what Gondi called "the best form of meditation" has resulted in my return.
the temp is 1degree far. the red cedar has flooded into a beautiful concoction of pollution and ice. it's still scenic. i still love it here. hopefully i'll love it just as much as when i return from europe. coach joe hopes that i'll decide not to transfer, i'm sure he'd like me to judge for him. for those of u whom i didn't come to waving this information until now, my dairy judging team did quiet well at nationals, and now it's onto the world, which is held in germany.
i tried imagining what my room will be next year. the solitude and control will be wonderful. the dimensional aspect will be a benefit as well.
yet as i make all these tentative plans i wonder what part of my personal time line the peace corps fit in. i don't want start my own life before i am a benefit to someone else's. or have i already?
oh, if you'd like to boycott bush's inauguration (which will be lavish, i wonder why our public schools can't afford band music?) simply refuse to be a consumer on January 20th. apparently it will be a wide spread spending kibosh. i, for one, will be thrilled to participate.
perhaps sleep will come now. adios.

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:: 2004 7 December :: 2.34 am
:: Mood: pissed off
:: Music: only the hampster on his squecky wheel in my head

. This is outlandish. this is unacceptable.
'Woohu is in transition from a free, dull journaling community to an exclusive and elite all pay community.'
woohu's soul is not summarized by a modern background. woohu is people. the people frequenting your website are what matters. i'm offended for one. i'm certain old school woohuers are as well. tisk tisk.


:: 2004 1 December :: 3.06 am
:: Music: comedy central

*attention all who have been in econ @ cshs*

Hey folks. i'm suffering from insomnia tonight. so, i've decieded to be productive. homework is done. check.
so, what better way to spend my time than creating a contest.
I've set up a group: BaileyChallenge
The password is: bovinetb
it's a super easy site to navigate, but if you have problems; post. i'm thinking the prize will be liquor.
i'm going to try to convince my rents that a new years eve party in my basement is a brillant idea. we'll see. good luck to all, and by all i mean myself.

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:: 2004 1 December :: 2.13 am

Congratulations, Baylee!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others ó and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

isn't iq stationary? a few months ago i had 7 fewer points... it must be something in the red cedar water, wait that would be urine and a beer bong, n/m. try this test @

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:: 2004 23 November :: 11.37 am

yea! steph's here! right nowshe's asleep in my loft. i'm going to t leave and when she wakes up she'll be alone in a strange place... mwhahahha. no it's all i just hope that she doesn't get board here. we went out w/ rob's family. they're cool. in a bondage-and independence way. well, i gotta shower, and for once w/ o the aid of a plastic bag covering my cast! yea
oh, jessa, congrates. i have a gift for you. can we make an exchange of porn/string theory dvd/ and queen dvd for it?


:: 2004 10 November :: 5.57 pm
:: Music: Jamie Cullum

ticket for sale
i'm selling my football ticket for this sat so i can buy jessa a wedding present. so if get a good price, your gift won't be made of popsickel sticks. It was beautifull on campus today. I went to a lecture i'm not enrolled in. just b/c it was interesting, it's about social inequality. todays lecture debated the causes, characteristics(if any), and treatement of criminals. basically it was determinded that only stupid criminals get caught, and only minoritys are punished. did you know that the majority of illegal drug distributors and consumers are caucasion? but the majority of people in jail for drug related crimes are black and hispanic. humm... how does that work out? i can't pay for a lawyer, and i'm not savvy enough to lay low when using drugs so i go to jail. 95 percent of crime committers walk free. i love free knowlege. the class is so big that the professor fails to notice that i'm not in the class. today he sent around an attendence sheet. i signed it "haywood U. bloweme" ok, we're going to diner. see ya later ya'll


:: 2004 19 October :: 5.45 pm

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.


:: 2004 19 October :: 5.33 pm

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.


:: 2004 19 October :: 3.52 am

i went home this weekend, after a kick ass/ cold/ wet ass football game. Sat. i went shinning for deer w/ my bro. That was fun, bonding time. Sun. morn i got up early to go riding w/ linsey. She never showed. I waited for over 50 minutes. But i did get to see how my horse is. A bag of bones. Covered in shit and mud. My horse has white stockings on 2 legs, i couldn't see them. He also used to have muscle and fat over his skeleton. No longer in the same quanity... he was quivering... i've never seen him do that before. This weeekend my family is building an addition on the barn, as well as fixing/adding the fenceing and perhaphs another shelter. My bro needs more pasture for his ewes and calf and my parents won't let my horse be in a pooor environment. After visiting my horse i visited the stokens. Pat tried to give me a guine pig... you know in peru they eat them? Then i went home for a turkey dinner, Tennis, and wood doing. LIfe is good.

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:: 2004 23 September :: 10.59 pm
:: Music: the sounds of thirst Thursday

shhhhh.... i\\\'ve got a secrete
i'm in love... he's the best, he has magical hands, 4 times over magical...

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:: 2004 14 September :: 12.44 am

Ok, let's take a poll on interpretation
How many of you think jessa's 9-13 post is derogatory towards college?
How many of you think jessa is supporting attending college?

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