07-13-2005 03:22am

My dearest Hillary,

*clears throat* Ahem!

Now that we've deleted that rubbish from your guestbook, I shall grace it with my Sirus-like goodness and simply tell you that I love you - more than anything.

I mean it.

Oh yeah and, I-signed-your-guestbook-first-so-I-love-you-more-and-ah-ha-hah-ahaha-I-win.