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mbenznut

:: 2012 31 August :: 9.49pm

She's had more balls bounce off her face than a tennis court.
Joan Rivers

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mbenznut

:: 2012 20 July :: 11.00pm

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mbenznut

:: 2012 16 July :: 12.00pm
:: Mood: aggravated

Let me start by saying that the live chat specialist I worked with today was able to help me with my problems. The conversation could have been much quicker, but overall I was satisfied.

But that was not the start of my day with Charter. I called 1888GETCHARTER for help fixing my bill. The representative was argumentative and unwilling to help. I repeatedly asked to speak to his supervisor and after five requests I was told that I would be put on hold. After one hour and 42 minutes of listening to Charter advertisements that contained an exorbitant amount of static/background noise, I was hung up on. Being hung up on is extremely infuriating, especially after nearly two hours on hold.

Why does Charter’s billing always seem to have a mistake? It’s a joke to everyone that I speak to about it. While going through my records for billing I noticed that never more than three months in a row did I pay the same charges, even while I’ve been locked in on promotional rates.

I hope that in the future I will live in an area where Charter will not be my only option for my internet and cable TV needs.

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mbenznut

:: 2012 29 June :: 12.02am

Give me a fat faggot treat with hot cum sauce!

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tuwang

:: 2012 26 March :: 1.31pm

strange argument last night.

Over the smallest thing too. Not really relationship-ending by any stretch of the imagination, but strange.

Did pass that dreaded 6 month mark, which may seem like nothing to you, but means a lot to me for many reasons. So here's to that.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


upchuck

:: 2012 27 February :: 8.48pm

K/BB

Halladay
Haren
Lee
McCarthy
Kershaw
Grienke
Hamels
Velander
Tomlin
Bumgarner

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upchuck

:: 2012 27 February :: 8.46pm

K/9

Grienke
Morrow
Kershaw
Sanchez
Lee
Lincecum
Pineda
Gallardo
Verlander
Garza

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upchuck

:: 2012 27 February :: 8.42pm

OPS

Bautista
Cabrera
Braun
Kemp
Fielder
Berkman
Gonzalez
Ortiz
Votto
Ellsbury

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upchuck

:: 2012 27 February :: 8.40pm

Steals
Bourn
Crisp
Gardner
Bonafacio
Kemp
Maybin
Stubbs
Suzuki
Ellsbury
Reyes

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upchuck

:: 2012 27 February :: 8.36pm

Runs = Total bases
Ellsbury
Kemp
Gonzalez
Braun
Cabrera
Cano
Fielder
Granderson
Votto
Upton

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mbenznut

:: 2012 6 February :: 10.40pm

Maybe trashed. That was hard to spell.

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mbenznut

:: 2012 6 February :: 10.37pm

Drink, drank, drunk. Definatly drunk. giggle.

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mbenznut

:: 2012 30 January :: 4.32pm

It's not masturbating if nothing comes out.

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mbenznut

:: 2012 22 January :: 7.52pm

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tuwang

:: 2012 8 January :: 11.56pm

Things are good. I spent my birthday with the girl and a few select others... pretty much just the girl though. We did a lot of dancing with each other, both metaphorically and literally. We drank champagne. We kissed at midnight. It was nice. It was also oddly adult which kind of freaks me out.

the only thing I need is a new job. Really... that's it. I like where I live and my new room mates and everything. Just the job...

I'm really coming to grips with myself and I like it.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


mbenznut

:: 2012 8 January :: 12.35am

I you wanna be happy, find someone you like and never let him go. Or her if you're into that creepy shit.

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mbenznut

:: 2012 6 January :: 9.53pm

I love watching firefighters at play. They're like well muscled puppies.

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tuwang

:: 2012 2 January :: 11.45am

2012 bucket list:

[] get a new job
[] quit outback
[] get a real phone
[] get a new car
[] have more than 5000 in an untouchable account, preferably one with high returns
[] break that 6 month relationship mark that seems to constantly elude me
[] don't stab anyone
[] work out more
[] Go back to MI to visit
[] Get a credit card
[] Go to a wizards, capitals, and nationals game (not redskins, the suck and it's impossible to get tickets)

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tuwang

:: 2011 30 December :: 4.06pm

guess who got the phone interview?

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tuwang

:: 2011 21 December :: 3.10pm

I feel like I'm getting better at managing my self diagnosed bi-polar disorder. Mostly the last week has been a test of this.

I'm all moved into the new place, which is a huge weight off of my shoulders. My room mates are awesome.

next step is to go and sign up at a recruiter. Not totally sure which one or who to go to though.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 15 December :: 6.30pm

You remind me of my pinky toe, because I know I'm eventually gonna bang you on the table.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 11 December :: 11.02am

I'm 20, what are you guys?

Pick a Number by Paul Rudnick

Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexuality could be charted on a scale of 0 to 6, with 0 being “Exclusively heterosexual” and 6 being “Exclusively homosexual.” Owing to changing cultural boundaries and advanced research, Kinsey’s scale has recently been expanded:

0. So heterosexual that you think all other heterosexuals should be shot, because they seem a little gay.

1. So heterosexual that when a tax return or a loan application asks your gender you reply, “Straight.”

2. So heterosexual that the thought of two people of the same sex having intercourse doesn’t disgust you; it confuses you—“Wait a minute, if they’re both girls, which one falls asleep immediately afterward while the other one keeps babbling about her day?”

3. So heterosexual that when you go to see “Hugh Jackman: Back on Broadway” you can’t understand why he doesn’t just use his steel Wolverine claws to kill his backup dancers.

4. Heterosexual, yet still able to read the Times’ Arts & Leisure section without asking, “Who are Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin? School-board members from Staten Island?”

5. Heterosexual, but still willing to understand, at least theoretically, why two women having sex aren’t just practicing until their husbands get back from their golf date.

6. Heterosexual, yet still able to wear colors other than brown, olive green, and navy blue (but never pink or yellow, because you’re not some goddam circus clown).

7. Heterosexual, but sometimes fantasizes about bathing.

8. Heterosexual, but once, at college, glimpsed a roommate naked and thought, If everyone else in the world were dead, I would have sex with that person, as long as we both kept saying, “But everyone else is still dead, right?”

9. Heterosexual, but once, while serving in the military, made love with a same-sex partner, and afterward said either “I was so drunk,” “Wait—does that count as sex?,” or “Whoa. At least now I can check that off my bucket list, along with hot-air ballooning.”

10. Heterosexual, but during sex with one’s spouse often pictures the spouse with different genitalia sprouting from his or her forehead. This is not to be confused with imagining your spouse’s forehead as a place to hold keys, or to hang up your windbreaker.

11. Heterosexual, but while on business trips will frequently have intercourse with same-sex partners, primarily because they know the best local restaurants.

12. You identify as bisexual because you think it will double your chances of getting a date for Saturday night.

13. You identify as bisexual because you think it sounds French.

14. So bisexual that you fantasize not only about both Brad and Angelina but also about Regis and Kelly.

15. So bisexual that you get Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin confused.

16. Almost too bisexual, because you keep approaching straight married couples on the subway and murmuring, “The answer is yes.”

17. Homosexual, but occasionally attracted to the opposite gender, just to get your mom’s hopes up.

18. Homosexual, but willing to look at a member of the opposite sex without howling, “Dear God in Heaven, what is that?”

19. Homosexual, but sometimes still fantasizes about kissing someone of the opposite sex, as an item on a scavenger hunt.

20. Homosexual, but willing to speak to heterosexuals without muttering, under your breath, “Have you ever even been to a museum?”

21. So homosexual that both partners can achieve orgasm just by debating dream casting for the next revival of “Follies.”

22. So homosexual that you refer to you and your partner’s genitalia as “matchy-matchy.”

23. So exclusively homosexual that you made an “It Gets Better” video aimed at kids who were raised in homes without stacks of coffee-table books.

24. So overwhelmingly homosexual that you dream that Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin are your birth parents.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2011 7 December :: 7.40pm

i am so overjoyed to finally become what i always knew i was meant to be. <3 <3 <3

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tuwang

:: 2011 6 December :: 2.08am

never met the bitch but I fucked her like I missed her

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tuwang

:: 2011 6 December :: 2.02am

DJ Cupps in the mix... rockin the 1's and 2's

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